M5

the best kick ass sedan you can get. it looks like a bull dog and drives like one. it costs a fortune, 100 grand, but its worth every cent. best thing of all, its made by BMW, who know how to make cars more than anyone else.

Joe: i have the best car in the world, the Cadillac STS-V
Jack: shut up all cars suck compared to my king of cars, the 500 hp v10 bmw M5

M5 by Porshcephile December 31, 2008

M5

A 5.0L V-8 sport sedan that has 400hp and can go 0-60 in under 5 seconds, forcing you to spooge on yourself.

"Hey, Brad just got a new M5!"
"Oh God! I need new underwear!"

M5 by BudLiteBrad January 30, 2003

M5

The Ultimate BMW 5-Series. Supersaloon (sedan) now with a 4.4-litre twin-turbo V8. Better than all uber-saloons. Apart from the Jaaag XFR-S.

"Matt's M5 just owned Dave's E63 AMG"

M5 by JaaagMan January 26, 2013

M5

One of the Busiest motorways especially around Bristol City where the M4 Is

Reece: Hey I’m going on the M5

Joseph: Well calm down mate it’s not the M5
Reece: You Plonker It could also be the M25,M1 M42 not just the M5

M5 by Imposter 181 February 9, 2022

M5

The only car you will ever need.

"Check out Brad's new M5!"
"Dude, my crotch is all wet!"

M5 by BudLiteBrad January 30, 2003

M5

Brad's future automobile.

"Did you see Brad ridin' around in his new M5?"
"Yeah, he's one cool cat, but not cat-like in a sense to imply any similarity to Chrissmith."

M5 by P911C4 February 4, 2003

M5

A legendary scripter. Famous for his Arma 3 youtube videos and piloting skills.

Damn M5 just fucked Idildo so hard.

M5 by Bra11s May 9, 2019