literally probably the most amazing person in ur life. I absolutely am in love with Matias. he is always amazing at soccer and shy at first. probably the coolest guy you'll meet if you talk to him. absolute hottie.
boy 1: ashley was talking about matias
boy 2: i know my girlfriend has showed interest in him, idk what to do
boy 2: i know my girlfriend has showed interest in him, idk what to do
by anonymous May 3, 2022
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Girl 1: Who is that guy drenched in beer and blood?
Girl 2: thats a Matias Janitschek!!!!!
Girl 1: Why's he covered in blood?
Girl 2: He must've mated with Christine!!! RUN!
Girl 2: thats a Matias Janitschek!!!!!
Girl 1: Why's he covered in blood?
Girl 2: He must've mated with Christine!!! RUN!
by Turtledyke January 13, 2010
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Matias should switch seats with Anni
by ääööää October 21, 2019
Get the Matias mug.hot ass emo kid that is a skater and has like the finest body ever that makes you kust want to pounce on him and do him in the pants >.<
by The toucher of pant areas November 1, 2008
Get the Matias mug.In Argentina it means someone thats really really really fucking cool and everyone wants to be like this type of person.
"Your such a Matias Faillace its FIREE"
"I know bro, too bad your not as Matias Faillace as I am cause I'm a badass and your not"
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"I know bro, too bad your not as Matias Faillace as I am cause I'm a badass and your not"
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by ubberrcoolguy November 18, 2009
Get the Matias Faillace mug.Dirty minded, really hot charming and a little bit dumb. He likes to laugh at the most inappropriate thing but he’s super cute when he’s doing it. Matias LOVES to watch hentai and porn. He’s popular and has surfer hair that you just want to play with. He likes to flirt with the popular girls. When you see him you want to hug him.
by Avon sevie January 9, 2020
Get the Matias mug.It's that musical dude who likes music. He probably plays 3-10 instruments. He is also a soccer fan. He loves classical music, pop, and rock. You can use that name to say when you aced something musically.
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