M.O.M.

Malignant. Oppressive. Monster.

The woman who believes that birthing you gives her everlasting control over your life. It was twenty years ago... get over it.

"Dude, my M.O.M. is such a bitch!"

by yab February 28, 2005

M.O.M.

An acronym for “Motorcycles Over Muscle-Cars.” Used mostly by vehicle lovers to clarify that they prefer motorcycles over muscle-cars.

“Dude, did you see that sick ‘69 Challenger?”
“Yeah, it was cool, but I’m more of a M.O.M. guy.”

by M.O.M. lol February 10, 2022

m.o.m.

n. mall of the mainland

a really ghetto mall in dickinson that people only go to so they can watch movies for cheap

lets go to ghetto m.o.m. so we can watch hp7

by ■.■ June 04, 2011

M.O.M.

Marine-Only-Material. Term used for a girl so ugly only a marine would hook up with her.

Hey bro don't by that girl a drink, she's a total M.O.M.

by DodgerblueSC November 26, 2008

M.O.M. bank

It's an acronym for "Made Of Money." Usually refers to an adult child/teenager who has to go to his/her mother/parent and "borrow" money to make ends meet. The non-literal definition is a girlfriend or female spouse, etc.

I have to go to the M.O.M. bank because it's the end of the month and I have no money.

I need to go to the MOM because I am broke.

by RunL November 20, 2011

M.O.M

me: give some money mom
mom:does it look like im made of money?
me: yeah that is wat it stands for
M:MADE O:OF M:MONEY ?

me: give some money
M.O.M: does it look like I'm made of money?
me: yeah that is wat M.O.M stands for
M:MADE O:OF M:MONEY ?

by OOFPFP September 01, 2021

M.O.M.

M.O.M. (is my other man in girl lingo.)
In this day and age, some women need a M.O.M. (my other man) for freshness.

Wow, yeah I know, her boyfriend is not aware of her M.O.M. But she likes it that way.

by Radon1400 July 22, 2018