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f m n o l?

"F m n o l?"
"Now"
"BET"
by anonymous March 17, 2022
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W.H.O.L.E.S.O.M.E

W.H.O.L.E.S.O.M.E:
Weird
Hypocritical
Overrated
Loud
Egotistical
Self-righteous
Obsessive
Meddling
Exhausting!
Your so W.H.O.L.E.S.O.M.E!
by EggyBread February 22, 2026
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i.j.w.y.t.b.w.m.f.t.r.o.m.l

i.j.w.y.t.b.w.m.f.t.r.o.m.l: I just want you to b with me for the rest of my life
Sophie:i.j.w.y.t.b.w.m.f.t.r.o.m.l
Callan:umm idk u tell me
Sophie:I wish he knew how much he meant to me this guy has my heart MARRRYYYY MEEEEE
by Hiiits me the girl who loves u November 16, 2020
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O.M.L. Syndrom

Old Man Love Syndrom
A syndrom common among younger females that makes them obsessed with older men. Not in any sexual manner but just as one would adore a cute puppy or small rabbit.

symtoms include (but are not limited to): raising of the voice to high pitched baby talk, self hugging of the body at first sight of an old man, confusion and loss of current thought patterns when shown a picture or real life visual of an old man.
Stacy - "awwhh, look at him! He's so cute!"

Ken - "..who the old man over there?"

Stacy - "yes! I just wanna hug him and squeeze him. abugabugabuga."

Ken - "I knew it! you have O.M.L. Syndrom!!"
by Earnest Earny April 8, 2011
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rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.
by Omnibender February 22, 2011
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J.O.M.L

Acronym which stands for "Jack Off Memory Log". Essentially, it means saving the image of a hot looking girl in your personal memory bank so that when the time comes to have sex with yourself, you can easily access said log for hours and hours of mastabatory bliss.
1. Claudia is so fine I am going to put her in my JOML and save her for later.
by Debonovich January 10, 2005
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r.o.f.l.m.a.o

tht was soooooooooooooooooo funny i was r.o.f.l.m.a.o
by alex rees March 7, 2007
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