M.O.A.Q.

Verb: Mother Of All Queefs; the act of inserting an air mattress pump into ones vagina and turning it on resulting in the most deadly kind of queefs... aka the M.O.A.Q.

Scotty proclaimed: Hey Casey, you wanna have a M.O.A.Q. session tonight?

by Man du June 17, 2017

M.O.A.B

A Jagerbomb, a shot of Wrey Nephews and a shot of Absinthe all in 1 glass seen off in 1

"Did you see Crystal do that M.O.A.B, she threw up everywhere"

by 1zikki April 25, 2017

M.O.A.B Class Bloons

A higher class of bloons. They take multiple hits to pop, and here is the list of them: The M.O.A.B, the B.F.B, the Z.O.M.G, the D.D.T, and the B.A.D.

Person 1: I'm in the late game for the first time, and that's a ton of M.O.A.B Class bloons!
Person 2: Yeah, there is a ton of them. They rarely spawn normal bloons in the late game.

by BloonsTD6Player May 20, 2022

M.O.A.M.

A Tuesdaism which is an abbreviation of "mother of all morons".

Mike your cat is a friggin' m.o.a.m.!

by R. Tuesday February 20, 2008

M.O.A.B

Mother of all Bongs the biggest bong on the block

Yo grab the M.o.a.b. i need some 4 footers to expand my mind wit that herb

by jimmy blunt December 11, 2008

T.A.M.F.U.M.O.A.B.B.W.S.

the proper way to pronounce this is TAM-FUMO-ABUH-S
this is worst insult you can do to a woman of above average weight. it stands for the absolute most fucking ugly mother of a blue back whale slut. this emphasis' the point of them being ugly, fat, slutty, and overall just undesirable...should only be used if a fat woman burns you and you have nothing else in mind to say.

Man: holy shit your fat i wouldnt touch you with a ten foot pole with a condom on the end!
Friend: oh snap!
Fat woman: that aint what you said last night.
Friend: omg nasty...
Man: ugh gross you are T.A.M.F.U.M.O.A.B.B.W.S.
Fat woman: *shock* *Silence* *cry*

by iseeuglypeople32 December 31, 2008

S.M.O.A

Shapeless Mass Of Ass (adjective). Pronounced "samoa". When a person's body becomes so obese that it becomes a blob it has become smoan. Describing someone as " going smoan" is the verb. See examples below

They hooked me up with this girl that was totally S.M.O.A, i had to book. (Adjective). I saw laurie last week, she's going S.M.O.A.N, that girl needs to cut back on some snacks

by Splash444 September 26, 2013