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i.l.y.m.t.a.c.s

hey i.l.y.m.t.a.c.s
by it’smakk May 7, 2022
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Team s.c.u.m.b.a.g.

A group of friends that do scumbaggy things. Very offensive language and style. Don't give a shit what anybody else thinks of them or what they do.
Drinking, women, fighting, and motorcycles are favorite pastimes.

"s.c.u.m.b.a.g." is not an abbreviation for anything.

Often mistaken for a motorcycle club.
Her boyfriend likes to eat her pussy every night, so I dropped the biggest fucking load in there this morning. Go Team s.c.u.m.b.a.g.!!!
by Team s.c.u.m.b.a.g. May 3, 2009
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C.I.M.D.A.S

C.I.M.D.A.S (pronounced "Sim-Daas") is an Acronym that derived from southwest Ohio in 2010 after a lazy encounter with a Facebook status update... it is mainly used to define the comfortable state of relaxing in one's undergarments while still partaking in normal every day activities. It literally means to "Chill(in') In My Drawers and Socks". Typically this action will follow immediately after returning from a long days of work, or after a lengthy sexual encounter. The acronym was created when one exceptionally bright young man decided it was more efficient to type six letters with one finger to update his facebook status instead of getting up from his laying down position and putting his turkey club down to use two.

Some registered activities that have been logged during an official C.I.M.D.A.S period (so far) are: watching Cable Television, eating doritos and/or KC Masterpiece Ridged Ruffles, fishing, playing the keyboard/piano, talking on the phone, mowing the lawn, wrenching in the garage, taking an online exam, chess games, washing the bike or automobile, receiving cunnilingus while using a laptop, Playing Halo/Black Ops while giving cunnilingus, Making a Ceasar Salad, Engaging in Anal with remote control in hand,

Undergarment Variants Include (and are not limited to):
Bra & Socks \\ C.I.M.B.A.S.
Bra & Panties \\ C.I.M.B.A.P.
Socks Only (preferebely non-matching) \\ C.I.M.S.O.
Bra only \\ C.I.M.B.O

etc.
---Man 1--- Where are you going after Party in the Park? We're going to go Ride, you down?...
---Man 2--- Naw, I'm good. I'm heading to the crib to Halo and C.I.M.D.A.S.

---Woman 1--- Hey! Tasha... where did Jeff go?
---Woman 2--- Oh, I sent him home after I got my C.I.M.B.O. sex combo on. Black Ops?

---Man 1--- What's up?
---Man 2--- C.I.M.D.A.S. You?
by Meen Dizzle July 11, 2011
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G.M.A.C.T.S.Y.H.M.I.L.Y.

Give me a chance to show how much I love you
Hey *crush* G.M.A.C.T.S.Y.H.M.I.L.Y.
by TheBrokenHeartIsHereToHelp March 15, 2022
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A.F.S.C.M.E.

1. American Federation of State County and Municipal Employees (AFSCME)

2. Another Fucking Scam Concocted by Mediocre Employees

3. A so called "labor union" that is really just an excuse for government employees to sit around all day, peform no labor whatsoever, complain and treat taxpayers like crap.

4. The reason lazy, rude, incompetent public employees can't be fired.
Taxpayer 1: You know that gal at the "service" counter was a complete bitch again today. Why don't they fire her. She can't do her job.

Taxpayer 2: A.F.S.C.M.E.
by taxpayersunite April 4, 2009
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C.O.S.A.M.

College of science and mathematics

Aka. CSM
College student 1- Hey Im in the college of theater arts, how bout you?
College student 2- I'm in C.O.S.A.M.
by ElayneTrakand September 2, 2018
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s.c.r.e.a.m intellectual

"Intellectuals" from certain social categories and vocations that don't deserve any political opinion or outsized political clout as individuals.
the s.c.r.e.a.m intellectual would be from the following categories or vocations: s (sports), c

( celebrity), r (revolutionary), e (entertainment and art), a ("academia", specifically social science), m ( media).

A s.c.r.e.a.m intellectual like Travis Kelce or Taylor Swift or Oprah or Robert Deniro have too much political clout 🤔 in the modern world.
by Crazy Uncle Dimma December 15, 2024
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