by totallyniicole March 6, 2015
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Almost never happens pre-orgasm. Could be attributable to hormonal changes in the brain following climax, or simply be due to the fact that you came at the right moment, i.e. before stuff got gross. Also referred to as post-load odium.
Almost never happens pre-orgasm. Could be attributable to hormonal changes in the brain following climax, or simply be due to the fact that you came at the right moment, i.e. before stuff got gross. Also referred to as post-load odium.
8 STEPS OF SHAME:
1. Porno depicts attractive people engaging in consensual sex
2. You become tumescent/engorged, initiate self-pleasure
3. Porno continues, perhaps becoming slightly kinkier
4. You climax, shuddering and expelling fluid everywhere
5. Porno remains on due to personal exhaustion/messy hands
6. You watch, either out of laziness, boredom, or curiosity
7. Porno actress has hot, sticky semen shot unceremoniously onto her face, which is then formed by several suddenly-appearing clowns into a rather convincing Colonel Sanders mustache, which they then supplement by adding a spunk-white tuxedo of their own jizzign.
8. Post-lust disgust kicks in: you stand up and turn off your computer
1. Porno depicts attractive people engaging in consensual sex
2. You become tumescent/engorged, initiate self-pleasure
3. Porno continues, perhaps becoming slightly kinkier
4. You climax, shuddering and expelling fluid everywhere
5. Porno remains on due to personal exhaustion/messy hands
6. You watch, either out of laziness, boredom, or curiosity
7. Porno actress has hot, sticky semen shot unceremoniously onto her face, which is then formed by several suddenly-appearing clowns into a rather convincing Colonel Sanders mustache, which they then supplement by adding a spunk-white tuxedo of their own jizzign.
8. Post-lust disgust kicks in: you stand up and turn off your computer
by prydemanz July 24, 2012
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A passionate or overmastering desire to become friends with someone despite the circumstances that prevent this friendship from ensuing.
1. Dawg, I totally have friend lust over Ian, but what kind of senior would approach a freshman?!
2. I have bad friend lust for Shanelle, but it would be way too awkward for me to randomly talk to her!
2. I have bad friend lust for Shanelle, but it would be way too awkward for me to randomly talk to her!
by pmoneybiatch August 20, 2011
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Get the lshtmsfoaidmt mug.The minions of the all powerful, luscious deity Devonè. They appear from the shadows and prepare assholes for penetration for their master. If they please their luscious lord he will let them dine on his sexual scraps. They're true origin and names are not shrouded in mystery, they are known as the Foot-soldiers of Fuck.
Dude if you ever see a bunch of little fiends coming out of the shadows, you clinch your butt and run as fast as you can, the Semite Lushes are on the prowl and no one escapes the Foot-soldiers of Fuck
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