lumber jack

.them kids with the dirty hair and ragged torn jeans;
.grunge musician. (as they would frequently wear flannel just like a lumberjack would)

hi. we're lumber jacks. and we like to chop wood (play music).

by kurdddt January 11, 2009

lumber jack

Sexual term, used to describe the act of fecalating on ones head then cutting it half with your penis.

My boyfriend lumber jacked me last night. I don't know if I will ever recover.

by Mr.Malice December 28, 2005

Lumber jack

A girl that's just after wood!

That girl at the club was a total lumber jack she goes home with an new guy every night.

by Teacher Ted September 15, 2014

Lumber jack

Its a dealer

-I'm gonna get some treez

-what's your lumber jack?

by Iuqurhua January 26, 2022

lumber jack off

a variation of the game ookie cookie. A group of lumber jacks or campers form a circle around a tree and the last person to jizz on the tree loses. The loser must rub the seamen on his axe for grip and then cut down the tree in order to produce fire wood for the campsite.

We ran out of fire wood on our camping trip and we decided to have a lumber jack off to designate a bitch to get more wood.

by BonerJammin' April 7, 2009

Lumber Jack Breakfast

When you are logjamming a woman and then fart in her mouth.

Im sleeping on the couch again because I gave the old lady a Lumber Jack Breakfast.

by actorguy1428 August 11, 2008

Lumber Jack Festival

Noun:: People wearing lots of flannel.

Geezus.. You know you're in Wisconsin by the lumber jack festival in here...

by SW3518 December 27, 2010