Lotioning the Mushroom

Slang for the act of rubbing one out (masturbating). Using lotion of choice.

Poor Lucus never has any luck with the ladies. So he spends most nights lotioning the mushroom (masturbating) while watching porn.

by Hue G Wang November 17, 2025

Speed lotioning

The act of putting on lotion while driving down the road. Therefore, as quickly as possible and switching hands on the steeringwheel, you are lotioning at a very high rate of speed to keep from crashing into oncoming traffic.

Holly found herself Speed lotioning' on the way to work because she was already running late.

by 12guage77 December 16, 2009

Lioning

When two members of the opposite sex lay around all day, typically in a bed or couch, and the only activities they participate in are sleep, lounging, and sexual intercourse

My girlfriend and I never left the house yesterday because we spent the day lioning in bed.

by ScoutsOut12 June 12, 2010

Lotionize

When someone's hands are dry they need to moisturize them by using lotion

"You need to lotionize your hands."

by Bobolink bubbaloo March 9, 2017

looning

The act of capturing, mildly sedating, and throat-fucking a loon.

Dave and I grabbed a 6 pack of Busch and headed down to the lake for some looning. Little fight, no bite.

by Jr'sRaceToWin123 July 6, 2011

Lotionized

Someone or something that is covered in lotion and completely moisturized.

"No Mom I can't answer the door, I just lotionized my hands."

by Alanna McDonald May 19, 2008

Londoning

The act of shanking/stabbing someone in northern the United Kingdom

Person 1: Ahoy bruv, would you like to go londoning?
Person 2: Sorry chap, but my londoning days are long over, I see it as a rather bit cringe mate

by Mozzarella Pizza March 25, 2022