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Lotioning

“Bro I was lotioning a sweet one earlier”
“You’re always on call trying to lotion tings....”
by Trinzico March 13, 2021
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Lotionize

When someone's hands are dry they need to moisturize them by using lotion
"You need to lotionize your hands."
by Bobolink bubbaloo March 9, 2017
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lotion

that which belongs in the basket-and-I stress this highly- if one refuses to put the lotion where it belongs, one WILL get the hose. Also, before placing it in said basket, it should be rubbed on the skin.
by hot sauce March 11, 2004
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Lotionate

Man, my hands are dry. I need to lotionate.
by Jared Vinzant December 16, 2006
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lotion

a cheap, inexpensive lubricant used for jacking off.
As he popped the porn movie in the dvd player, he reached for the hand lotion. . .
by Fatass February 13, 2003
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no lotion

Girl: Babe, what are we?

AM: Man just wants noddy, no lotion
by Roger410 June 8, 2018
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lotion

Its lotion the fuck
Karen: can have some lotion plz

mum: no

Karen: but mu-

mum: I said no the fuck
by cottoncandy123_ June 29, 2020
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