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Like a Hog Looking at a Wristwatch

Southern expression used to describe one being in a situation, presented with a problem, or given a task wherin the person has no idea what to do, what they are looking at, or is unable to understand what is being described.
Jim: What did the Professor discuss in class today?
Jed: Man, i don't know. I sat in my chair "like a hog looking at a wristwatch" for the entire lecture!
by gottaclue October 15, 2004
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Big Bird Looking Mother Fucker

A twiggy alien man with translucent skin pulled over an elongated frame.
"GOD DAMN! That is one big ass big bird looking mother fucker! Look at dem motha fuckin' twiggy alien arms man!"
by LArryOG August 27, 2011
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He do be looking fresh doe

He looks kinda cute though in a cool way
by Mrgodboydude March 13, 2020
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The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"
"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*
by Frauggu March 2, 2017
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Good Looking Out

The act of watching out for someone in their best interest.
Dude 1: Hey man, I saw you weren't in class today. I took notes for you.
Dude 2: Thanks man. Good looking out!
by Adam Bicksler August 8, 2008
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why are you looking this up

I don't understand why you looked up the definition of "why are you looking this up" but whatever, you probably have no life, like me.
why are you looking this up

why?
by ptw6xi5iza7c1rez August 26, 2017
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why am i looking this up

Hey Marry, why am i looking this up. Or ,dogs eating cats wearing hats,
by SalamanderSquid February 28, 2014
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