Lonnie

Lonnie is not the nicest person, if you get on his nerves he will be an ass to you until you say sorry.
always likes basketball and never messed with fate. also eats others food

John: who's that

Ivan: that's Lonnie Don't mess with him
John: Why not?
Ivan: Just don't
Lonnie: STOP TALKIN ABOUT ME!!!

Lonnie can be really mean

by Jpsgames June 4, 2018

Lonnie

Typically cold hearted old men who’s hearts turn warm when they meet women who change their perception of the world. Very outgoing and kind to others. They secretly have a heart of gold but hide it well.

Hey did you go and talk to Lonnie ? No, his girl is too crazy !

by greeneyednative December 7, 2021

lonnie

To pull a lonnie, whine constantly or complain and eat

Look that kid is pulling a lonnie

by lonnie May 13, 2005

Lonnie

A large and fluffy and/or puffy object or person.

"Man that Jiggypuff is so lonnie."

"Man I don't want this stale and hard cottoncandy, I want some fresh lonnie cottoncandy."

by badmofo808 February 4, 2010

Lonnie

a male who is given the name after an embarassing accident of being caught sleping naked with his hand,,,,uhm..nevermind

"dude. we gave him the nickname lonnie beacuase...-"

lonnie : "shutup!"

by Avatar<33 April 26, 2010

Lonnie

The act of performing oral sex while defecating.

The opposite of blumpkin.

Alternate spelling-Lonny.

I bet that guy will give you a lonnie.

by Vicious Masterjack January 7, 2014

Lonnie

A very stuck-up human being. Horrible foolish and an asshole. He also is very controlling and petty

Man you are such a Lonnie, stop or I will call the police.

by SadeWatersfan March 21, 2017