Lonnie

A large and fluffy and/or puffy object or person.

"Man that Jiggypuff is so lonnie."

"Man I don't want this stale and hard cottoncandy, I want some fresh lonnie cottoncandy."

by badmofo808 February 4, 2010

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Lonnie

a male who is given the name after an embarassing accident of being caught sleping naked with his hand,,,,uhm..nevermind

"dude. we gave him the nickname lonnie beacuase...-"

lonnie : "shutup!"

by Avatar<33 April 26, 2010

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Lonnie

The act of performing oral sex while defecating.

The opposite of blumpkin.

Alternate spelling-Lonny.

I bet that guy will give you a lonnie.

by Vicious Masterjack January 7, 2014

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Lonnie

A very stuck-up human being. Horrible foolish and an asshole. He also is very controlling and petty

Man you are such a Lonnie, stop or I will call the police.

by SadeWatersfan March 21, 2017

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Lonnie

Lonnie is a strange woman who can be a little far out sometimes making it difficult to keep up with her love of riddles. Kind of self-isolating when really all she hopes for is to be recognised.

David: Lonnie, this is our date, please don't go on about secret spirits in the nightskies of self doubt and twilights of unrequited soulmation??? Stay here with me please, on the horizontal line.
Lonnie: Sorry, i got carried away. I meant to say that you chose a great location for our get together. I love how its so quiet, all you can hear is nature. And the wine tastes formidable. And you are very sweet and attractive and i am enjoying our date so much, David!

by Krkič March 15, 2020

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