lobster claw

Male cameltoe, caused by wearing pants that are too tight.

Scott's pants are so tight you can see his lobster claw.

by smackjer December 3, 2005

lobster claw

The claw of a lobster

That lobster claw is huge!

by the wicked one August 6, 2005

lobster claw

A deformity of the hand,which leaves the person so afflicted with fused fingers and an opposable thumb, making the hand thereby resembling the claw of a lobster

"I can't shake his hand, what, with that lobster claw of his?!"

by Arjay December 7, 2003

lobster claw

Derived from the ancient Greek practice of male on male fellatio with one small catch (or pinch); the male giving the fellatio must reach around the asshole and gently (or violently depending on the mood) insert hand/instrument (lobster claw) into anal cavity.Usually results in 3-4 hours of heavy bleeding from the anus.

After giving Lizzy a Rusty Piccolo I proceeded to give Jim a Lobster Claw until he bled to death.

by Gabe Pham October 1, 2007

lobster-claw

the female equivalent of teabagging.

she knocked me down, and dropped her pants. i was thinking "oh yeah", but then she straight sat on my forehead and lobster-clawed me.

by The Jello Fetus January 21, 2012

lobster claw

an act of digital-anal sex in which 1 finger is inserted in the vagina, and 4 are inserted in the anus. This resembles the claw of a common red lobster.

"She was so slutty that I pulled off the Lobter Claw on her."

by Captain McCallister March 5, 2005

Lobster Claw

When you pound a girls pussy so hard that it sweels up and hold onto your dick.

I had to get my dick amputated cuz that drunk bitch lobster clawed me.

by hanssel April 24, 2007