Loafing

The act of taking a shit on someone, or in someone's personal belongings such as: Hats, Shoes, Computer Case, Backpack, Stoma, etc.

Hey dude... you wanna go Loafing tonight?

by Howe Feltersnach November 25, 2015

Loafing

Loafing; a verb for a cat when they are sitting down. They have a very particular position, which is now know to common society as the "loaf." Loafing is the action of being a loaf, and loafed mean past tense.
This word has evolved from just meaning bread, but a cat sitting. Cats often loaf in the middle of the floor or in high places, to place dominance upon their humans.

"Why are you loafing, in the middle of the floor!" - A human talking to their cat, loafing on the floor.

by Ōkamii :] September 24, 2022

Loafing

To soddomize yourself or another with a frozen loaf of bread.

(guy 1)hey im going to the freezer to get a loaf. (guy 2) you can count me out if you'r going to be loafing yourself. Or "Go loaf yourself"

by Euan bis February 21, 2009

Loafing

Getting really high on some kind of drug

"Hey man, I just got some great weed"

"We better get loafing brahhhhh"

by DOLPHINS May 5, 2012

Loafing

To take over a bar jukebox and play the same meatloaf song over and over on full volume.. then leave. Preferably "I would do anything for love," but any long meatloaf song serves the same purpose. (to annoy)

Man, we sure gave that bar a good Loafing. I don't know if that song will ever stop playing.

by adi3u January 18, 2009

Loafing

When a man only gets "half hard"

Tom was loafing during class

by Tiim Howard October 3, 2010

loafing

The act of traveling to a local bakery with the intention of buying and consuming a loaf of bread as a meal. Usually done in groups containing an even number of persons so that each member is allowed half of a loaf.

"Would you like to go loafing for lunch today?"

by Tyler Sanderson September 20, 2008