Loach 

A man who thinks they know everything and acts like a child when disputed.

Man 1: “I think Aaron Rodgers is better than Tom Brady”
Man 2: “Brady is better, he’s won more SuperBowls”
Man 1: “Fuck U, ur wrong”
Man 2: “You’re such a loach”

Loach by Frankie_Turtle August 8, 2021

loach 

that's when you lurke when you are all stoned.

I'm just loaching out.

loach by Nicole Jones November 14, 2003

loach 

Someone who has denied responibility for to long and has set himself up for scrutiny

All he does is sit around wackin his pud all day, what a loach.

loach by skrilla June 23, 2003

Loach 

When a Man's sack hangs lower than his penis.

My loach is very embarressing.

Loach by Dustin October 4, 2004

loach 

to heavily use your time to do nothing but chill out to the highest extent of the word, often dismissing all and every responsibility

Come on over man, I've just been loachin out all day!

loach by skrilla June 23, 2003

loach 

A glossy crawling and flying insect that resembles a large roach, except that it is a medium brown color (and roaches do not fly). This 1 and 1/2 inch-long six-legged antennaed creature scuttles across the floor and hides under things, like a roach, but can also take flight in a manner alarming to humans, and land on walls and ceilings.

This insect is called a loach in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn, New York City. In the summer of 1985 when I saw one crawl from under the kitchen sink and shreiked as it flew toward the window, my Bay Ridge Brooklyn boyfriend said, "That's a loach."

loach by Brooklyn KJ August 22, 2007

loach 

Crust that forms around a person's butthole

My ass itches cuz I got so much loach!

loach by Loacha Libre April 18, 2008