Litchfield

The most boring small town in central Minnesota. Possibly the only boring town in all of Minnesota. Everyone seems to be either uneducated farmers or high school drop-outs. Many people that are born there never leave, and all inhabitants tend to be related to each other in one way or another. If you are looking for a nice family-friendly small town to raise your children in, I would advise you not to move there.

Litchfield is like an infectious wart growing on the otherwise flawless lands of Minnesota.

by Snogard March 21, 2011

Litchfield

n. Where/When nothing is going on.
v. (litchfielding) Doing nothing because nothing is going on.

n. This is Litchfield right now.

v. I hate Litchfielding because nobody ever wants to host.

by Litchfield July 12, 2009

litchfield high school

a bunch of fucking cunts running around and snakes following ur every move.... you will be lucky if u can walk in the bathroom to rip juul without a fuckinh snitch under the stall recording u!!! also there’s no hot guys just weird gay boys who will fuck with ur heart and choose the fat bitch over u

litchfield is such a fucking piece of shit can’t wait to get out of this joint (litchfield high school)

by 678282person December 8, 2018

Litchfield, CT

1. n.
- a small, puritan village in Northwestern Connecticut.
- Settled in 1721, the town grew with separatist efficiency, becoming the county seat in 1774. Today, Litchfield covers approximately 53 square miles.
- Features include The Forman School, Derwin Outfitters, Stop n Shop, Bozak Resort & Spa, Vacuum Repair Shop, and little else of interest.
(Origin: British; Old English- liche/lich: a corpse.)

2. n.
- A small town in the Northwestern hills of Connecticut where lost souls remain in purgatory.

3. n.
- The waiting room and reception area for hell.

Missy: Don't do that, unless you want to spend all of eternity burning in the fires of Litchfield, CT.

by Noitimba Dnilb November 12, 2006

Litchfield Meat Locker

When you’re driving to litchfield with your date, you ask her to perform road head when you get on route 202. Once you hit Bantam lake and her mouth is balls deep on your cock, you slam the breaks unexpectedly and her head goes forward and hits the bottom of the steering wheel, knocking her unconscious and her jaw locks up. Now you have a nice locker for your meat while in litchfield.

John: did you get lucky at the end of the night?

Pat: well on the ride back to her place, I did give her the litchfield meat locker!

John: good job buddy

by OneBiteEveryoneKnowsTheRules January 9, 2019

Litchfield, NH

Privileged white town, where everyone says the n-word. They also got mad furrys at the high school, the chill spot is Darrah pond where the boys love to smoke up.

The crackhead from Litchfield, NH

by GangGangrandomguy October 19, 2021

Litchfield chocolate blind fold

When ur friend passes out early ... u get naked then u creep up on him like bill Cosby at a bar u squat over his eyes and line ur asshole with his eyeball ... from there proceed to take a shit but go left to right or right to left with the eye balls whatever u prefer for the night finally pack the shit down with ur cock to make sure it's firm on the eyes" with a good ol fashion cock slappinnn" ... no homo

i was hanging out with troy and he fell asleep so I crept up on him and gave him a consensual litchfield chocolate blind fold .

2. There was a new fagget to litchfield so we gave him a initiation to the litchfield chocolate blind fold socIety.
Then we tied him down in a abandon shack put up candles and raped his ass..... then finished it off with a litchfield chocolate blind fold but the intiation could not be complete with a good ol fashion cock slappinnn to mold the blind fold around his eyeballs.

Remember !!!! To always cover the shit from the eyebrow to the cheek

by Djdnakaouabxbx December 6, 2016