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liquidate your ass

To frick someones bum repeatedly and without mercy
"John just said 'I'm gonna liquidate your ass' so I guess that means I'm shitting pancakes for a while
by Hungbull36 December 14, 2014
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Liquidation Center

A place where you can purchase dented canned goods during the recession for a reasonably cheap price.
Jerry: "I got to check out Caswell's Liquidation Center."
Carry: "Why? All their products are expired."
Jerry: "Who cares. Their shit is cheap."
by shwingggah December 3, 2009
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lumber liquidator

noun • a manner of reference to a characteristically vitriolic bitch who is either possessive of the predisposition to, or who has previously undertaken the action of removing the male phallic organ, usually subsequent to becoming enraged and overcome by her own flippant and ungainly emotions, to the point of performing such a heinous and vengeful act. Furthermore, such dismemberment is usually accomplished via the utilization of a sharp object, or potentially one that is comparatively duller if the perpetrator desires for a more lengthy and torturous removal and later thrown into adjacent vegetation and/or woods in order to secure difficulty in locating the separated life-giving essence of the human race.

Also see peter eskeeter
Anthony: Awww shucks, that lumber liquidator Maggie done got me, looks like imma be stuck without my ween. Guess I’ll get back to sitting on my ass. Ueh ueh ueh
by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 January 11, 2020
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emergency blowout liquidation

Originally a term for a discount furniture sales, the term was aptly and readily converted to describe a bad case of violent diarrhea.
After eating street tacos in Tijuana, Scott implores to Jef to pull over at the next gas station;

"Pull the fuck over dude, I've about to have an emergency blowout liquidation!"

Or in a more formal situation;

"Pardon me, I am about to have an EBL and ruin my tuxedo pants."
by Anton Berlin May 7, 2008
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Liquidate

In the dating world to liquidate is the act of "dumping" without notice or to actively seek to not hangout with opposite members of your sex in which you previously showed or faked an interest in to start anew or "fresh"

The act of Liquidation is commonly linked to players and general whores/sluts.

The commonly Liquidated consists of but is not limited to normal run of the mill plain Jane's or Joe Shmoe's.

To preform you must have a date interest that you have been seeing for about a week or two then without warning or notice when they think everything is going alright you sever all contact for your various reasons. ex: His/Her laugh is annoying, i don't like that he/she smokes, He/She talks about themselves and their issues constantly, he's/she's pretty hot and we have allot in common and he/she really seems to be interested in me but i would rather be single for no apparent reason.
"Hey man you know those 2 girls I've been seeing...Liquidated, I'm done with em!"

"Yeah dude she was really cool and i can tell she is into me big time...Liquidated!"

"Yeah the first date went great, we talked and shared allot about each other i felt a connection its just to bad I'm never going to call"
by Dgriffy February 5, 2009
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Liquidateable

A person whose physical appearance isn't desireable until after a couple drinks.
The other day I met Billys girlfriend. she's not a looker, but she's definately liquidateable.
by Toyotech February 21, 2010
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Liquidator Brunt

Rhyming slang for cunt. Named for Star Trek character, Liquidator Brunt FCA, who is notorious for showing up just to be a douchebag to Quark.
Some guy: Hey, did you get a load of that guy? His name must be Liquidator Brunt.

A pissed off Trekkie: Hey, Liquidator Brunt, what is your problem?
by Hughesation January 5, 2019
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