linger

-verb. The act of inserting your tongue into someone's ass for sexual pleasure. Derived from finger.

Man, I could have lingered his ass for days, but after 20 minutes the foreplay was over and we were down to business.

by Craig F. June 25, 2007

linger

shorthand, taken from the word nerdlinger, which is an emphatic term used to describe the ultimate nerd.

"you're such a linger"

by *mjv December 28, 2005

Linger

The type of person to have sexual relations with small dogs. Also acts superior to children and treats them like retards.

Guy 1: yo you see that linger today?
Guy 2: yeah, he called me retarded and raped my dog.

by Ext.sss February 10, 2020

Linger

To not leave your ex gf alone when you see her eating a burrito and fully ignore your current gf to watch and talk to your ex when you have 35 reasons to leave the conversation

Matt Youngs just lingered in el Diablo

by Burrito babe June 8, 2019

Linger

when your defecating and the shit hangs on for dear life onto your anus

Jeffery: “That linger hung onto my anus and smacked me in the baalls.”

by Yee yee121 July 9, 2019

Linger

Pronounced ling-er

That one friend in the friend group that everyone bullies but everyone loves him/her. Usually has strange outfits and has a another secret friend group that he or she is ashamed of. We love lingers though.

“Dude he just pulled a linger and pissed the bed”
“Why is linger chilling with the ops”

by Hotnigga247 November 6, 2019

Linger

Short for malinger, someone who fakes an injury, prolongs an injury or injures themselves to avoid work - mostly used with armed forces

PTE Jones hasn't worked in months, all he did was jar his finger

Yeah he's a fucking linger

by Shshehbrkdhwma December 28, 2019