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Linford Wristie

An Olympic wank that is over in 9.97 seconds. Named after the 100 metre sprinter Linford Christie.
I had to make it a Linford Wristie, she could have come home at any moment!
by Crazybear85 March 10, 2014
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linford christie

to linford christie it means to run very fast in order to get somewer pretty simple really not to be confused with 'to paula radcliff it'
i had to proper linford christie it for the bus

look at this guy he's doin a linford christie

doing a bit of linford chrisite-ing to make it to the station intime
by doodeyboob May 4, 2009
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Great Linford Manor

The local nuthouse of a city called Milton Keynes, often frequented by a village idiot by the name of Pete Winkelman.
The guy is so stupid, they should lock him up in Great Linford Manor
by AFCW April 17, 2004
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do a linford

this is when you need to get somewhere very quickly or get away from somewhere very quickly.
ive got the flag boys im doin a linford
by David Alderson April 21, 2005
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Rena Lanford

Main female character of the godlike rpg Star Ocean: The Second Story.

The main healer in the game, and the second person in the entire game who can cast restorative magic.
Rena Lanford is the goddess I worship.

Rena cast "Fairy Heal", restoring 2000+ HP to the party.

Rena is FAR more useful than that pussy Noel. And she has one of the best VAs in the whole game.
by Holy Dragon Sword May 14, 2004
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Lynford

Tough dude, better not messed with. Sexy, intelligent, loves beautiful women. Honest as gold. A women's dream! Keeps secrets!!!
Lynford is a great guy to have on your side.
by Dfgtr August 20, 2019
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Liford

people who like to drink,smoke,party, and fuck.
man, she's definitely a Liford
by aliford June 3, 2009
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