Linford Wristie

An Olympic wank that is over in 9.97 seconds. Named after the 100 metre sprinter Linford Christie.

I had to make it a Linford Wristie, she could have come home at any moment!

by Crazybear85 March 10, 2014

linford christie

to linford christie it means to run very fast in order to get somewer pretty simple really not to be confused with 'to paula radcliff it'

i had to proper linford christie it for the bus

look at this guy he's doin a linford christie

doing a bit of linford chrisite-ing to make it to the station intime

by doodeyboob May 4, 2009

do a linford

this is when you need to get somewhere very quickly or get away from somewhere very quickly.

ive got the flag boys im doin a linford

by David Alderson April 21, 2005

Great Linford Manor

The local nuthouse of a city called Milton Keynes, often frequented by a village idiot by the name of Pete Winkelman.

The guy is so stupid, they should lock him up in Great Linford Manor

by AFCW April 17, 2004