limpies

1) The Olympics
2) Erectile dysfunction

The Uzbekistani horse dancer fractured his pelvis in an accident during the limpies, and since then he's had a major case of the limpies.

by Nicholas D July 29, 2021

Mr. Limpy

A novelty sex-toy created by Fleshlight(tm), a manufacturer of male masturbation aids. It is a fake penis that is always limp (hence the name). Especially popular at bachelor/bachelorette parties, Mr. Limpy comes in several colors and sizes. It is famous for its stretch/launch-ability, as well as several other more practical uses (i.e. paperweight).

Hey, what did you just hit me with...<stares Mr. Limpy on the floor>...I'm so gonna kick your ass

by Benjamin Meck July 6, 2008

limpy pirate

After blowing a load in a girl's eye, left OR right, your choice, the girl will reach up and cover her eye in shock. When she stands up, kick her shin, and she will reach her leg back and hold it, thus performing the limping action.

I walked in their room, trying to get my brother to take his drunk girlfriend home after the party, and to my surprise, what i thought was a limpy pirate in the room...

by SNOOCHYxBOOCHY March 17, 2009

limpy-hard

put together the words limpy and hard, and you get limpy-hard. Common variation "the limpy hardon"

I was going to fuck Stephanie but all I could come up with was a limpy-hard

by chase taylor October 28, 2004

Wha limpy

When something is empty.

That box is wha limpy.

by bigboivapes34.5 February 4, 2018

Limpy Long Cockin

“Limpy long cockin”(v.) is the art of carrying a limp and long penis while still being able to be chill and do what you gotta do.

Chad one: yo bro you seein that game last night
Chad two: nah bruh I got caught limpy long cockin it with my dodie on the strip

Stacy one: Omg did you finally hang with chad last night?
Stacy two: Yesss, he was limpy long cockin before we even got into bed!

by MogeSauce April 16, 2022

Limpy Long Cockin

“Limpy long cockin”(v.) is the art of carrying a limp and long penis while still being able to be chill and do what you gotta do.

Chad one: yo bro you seein that game last night
Chad two: nah bruh I got caught limpy long cockin it with my dodie on the strip

Stacy one: Did you finally hang with chad last night👀?!

Stacy two: Yeah omg he was limpy long cockin before we even got into bed!

by MogeSauce April 16, 2022