Hetero life partners

Hetero life partners are those dudes in history who should be together, but because people can't handle gay romances that's not allowed

Person 1: Those two are such hetero life partners
Person 2: I know right

by Damien T. May 30, 2022

Hetrosexual Life-Partner

A hetrosexual bro that means more to you than any bitch ever could.

Yo bitch im dumping you, now if you will excuse me im going on a man date with my Hetrosexual Life-Partner.

by Candidfraud August 20, 2012

inflatable life partner

A socially acceptable way to refer to a sex or blowup doll

I told the manager of Starbucks if he kept running his mouth I was going to go to his studio apartment downtown and fuck his blowup doll to which he replied “ she is an inflatable life partner”

by Bigroar May 22, 2018

heterosexual life partner

The heterosexual best friend of a person who identifies as homosexual (Gay or Lesbian).

"Is that your boyfriend?"
"No, he's my heterosexual life partner."

or:

"Is that your girlfriend?"
"No, she's my heterosexual life partner."

by monica borbele October 9, 2012

Alleged Homosexual Life Partner

May be shortened to AHLP. An AHLP is an individual under the accusation, assumption or suspicion of being another individual's same-gendered monogamous life mate.

May be pronounced A-H-L-P or ahlp.

Man 1:"Who's that guy hanging all over Chad?"
Man 2: "You mean the one in the tight pants and the argyle sweater?"
Man 2: "Oh, that's Trent, Chad's Alleged Homosexual Life Partner"
Man 1: "Oh! I didn't know they were dating! How tricky! I'd like to make him my AHLP..."

by Your Friendly Neighborhood Dyke April 28, 2008