lincolnshire

boring county in the east midlands of the UK. only decent places are Stamford and Lincoln, the rest especially Grantham (even though Margaret Thatcher came from there). This is the county where Newton was born. The sausages made here are the best in England and possibly the world.

I was walking through England and tripped up when i reached Lincolnshire, I fell over.

by Oliver Wood February 22, 2005

Lincolnshire-Prairie View District 103

A school district located in Lincolnshire, IL. This district is takes pride in academics. Many students score within the top 1% of the nation on standardized tests. It is one of the only schools to have received the Blue Ribbon Award five times. The schools in this district receives large sums of money from the property taxes of the mansions located near it. The school district is currently faced with many mental health issues, such as depression. Lucky, they have hired 6 social workers and 2 psychologists to handle the situation. The schools in this district are Daniel Wright Junior High School, Half Day Intermediate School, and Laura B. Sprague Elementary School. This school feeds into Stevenson High School.

Parent 1: "My straight-A kid came home with depression."
Parent 2: "Mine came home with that last year!"
Parent 1: "Seems to be common in Lincolnshire-Prairie View District 103."

Parent 2: "Must be from the homework."

by Wigism June 10, 2020

Lincolnshire sausage condom

The Lincolnshire Sausage Condom or the (L.S.C) is when your at that crucial moment at home with a female where your about to get your Freak on Then She Turns and Says 'have u got a condom' so without ruining that moment (because you used all your condoms last weekend) you go to the fridge find one of your mums Lincolnshire Sausages she was planning on using for Breakfast,Scrape the meat out the middle then use the skin as a back up condom.. Bang away Bang.

(Gav) Totally had to use the L.S.C trick last nite man!
(Steve)Whats that?
(Gav) The Lincolnshire Sausage Condom..Take one of our Fine Homemade Sausages take out the meat in the middle and use it as a reserve rubber!
(Steve) that shit works??
(Gav) yeah man.. you cant let that bitch get away with the have you got a condom trick.

by GavinoPatta April 5, 2009

lincolnshire

possibly the most boring place ever. all it is, is shitty fields, and tiny towns that nothing in it

i fucking hate lincolnshire

by h2008 November 18, 2018

Lincolnism

A conspiracy belief ideology centred around Abraham Lincoln and other famous people, Jesus Christ, and alternate universes, created by a furry on iFunny by the name JackTheRedFox.

James: “I’m a proud supporter of Lincolnism! I can’t wait for when we become the second universe to defeat Jesus Christ and his armies!”
John: “The fuck?”

by JackTheRedFox October 3, 2020

Lincolnshire lunchbox

When two people who are siblings, are rimming. The sibling being rimmed farts a wad of their fathers harry monk into the other siblings mouth

He's picking those cabbages fast today, that lincolnshire lunchbox has given his the strength of popeye.

by Tractor boy August 7, 2017

Lincolnshire Green Gold

Cannabis grown and sold in Lincolnshire, England

"Mate, got an 8th of that Lincolnshire Green Gold?"
"Yeah fam, I got you"

by Esmiildonyn February 24, 2022