Remote learning

(noun) An inferior substitute for in-person schooling after it is cancelled, possibly due to a Pandemic or something.

Thanks to Coronavirus, my whole class switched to remote learning. Now every morning I watch my teachers through a gritty, laggy webcam and receive an inferior education, but I still get to pay the same ridiculously high tuition!

by BNOOMZ March 17, 2020

learned the clarinet at school

Euphemism for "I give great blow jobs"

John: I learned the clarinet at school
*sherlock eagerly removes pants*

by marzia November 4, 2012

learned the clarinet at school

The term "learned the clarinet at school" is most commonly used by persons as a way of conveying the fact that they have been known to give fantastic oral sex, particularly on male genitalia.

"I learned the clarinet at school." John said, sending a wink in the direction of his room-mate.

by Calliope987 November 3, 2012

Wilson Liang

1.
(adj)
Literal Perfection

2.
(noun)
YOTTA CHAD

3.
(verb)
To accomplish a number great things with utter precision and dominance

GIGA CHAD: See dat flawless being over there? He is blinding everyone with his beautifulness to a point that they are evaporating.

GOD: Oh, that's Wilson Liang. I owe him money.

by WombocomboLunatic September 27, 2022

Liana

Liana is one of the most beautiful people in the whole world
If you are lucky enough to be her friend than treat her like she deserves
Without her you will fall apart
Liana always brings a smile to everyones faces and can make anyone laugh
Often Liana(s) can be known as the way to happy person, but in reality
everyone loves her because of her positive attitude
Never tell a Liana she is to happy, because that can make her feel extremely self conscious
and can lead to her being not so happy
Liana easily makes every day worthwhile
A Liana is very attractive and has beautiful eyes
She is a soulmate for life and will never chose a boy over her friends (most of the time)
Lots of girls are jealous of Liana because she has the power to never judge anyone
and always is nice
Someone called Liana is actually the best friend you can have

Girl 1: How is she so nice to everyone

Girl 2: Thats so obvious, she's Liana

Girl 3: She is an inspiration! <3

by BUBBLES123456789 November 6, 2013

Castle Learning

An online testing program designed by sadists to make students cry and used by teachers who are too lazy to write their own tests. Each question is presented with four choices to chose from and upon confirming your answer, the system with freeze for a random amount of time, in hopes of increasing your heart rate higher than it already is, before telling you that you are wrong.

Student: Did you see there was a Castle Learning due last night at 11:59 pm?
Friend: Yeah, I got a 79%. Most of the stuff we never learned and Yahoo Answers didn't always have the question.
Student: Well, I didn't do it at all.

by Tells-Many-Truths July 5, 2016

Liana

A very pure person who if your friends with makes your life bright and happy. Her smile might be shy but it will make your heart skip a beat. the glaze she gives you is like magic. She is beautiful from inside and outside. She is hard to "date" but trust me having her as your close friend will make you a happier, brighter, funnier person. She is very shy but once you get to know her well you will see her real gold amazing persoanlity.

Please be a liana...
Such perfection such liana

by Ali1234554321 March 10, 2019