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learned the clarinet at school

John: I learned the clarinet at school
*sherlock eagerly removes pants*
by marzia November 4, 2012
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Leandering

When a guy lifts up his girl with one arm and roughly destroys her pussy with his remaining hand while singing old fashion french songs.
Person 1: Last night i heard some girl moaning and a guy singing some old fashion french songs.

Person 2: woah, i guess he was Leandering her.

Person 3: Poor girl, that pussy is long gone
by Trunks July 29, 2016
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learned the clarinet at school

The term "learned the clarinet at school" is most commonly used by persons as a way of conveying the fact that they have been known to give fantastic oral sex, particularly on male genitalia.
"I learned the clarinet at school." John said, sending a wink in the direction of his room-mate.
by Calliope987 November 3, 2012
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Lina Leandersson

Born on September 1995 Lina is a timid beautiful half Iranian and half Swedish girl who played a vampire named Eli in Let the Right One In directed by Tomas Alfredson. It was her debut and found the audition of Eli through the internet. She was 11 years old at the time when Let the Right One In was filmed back in 2007.

Leandersson's performance has received much critical acclaim and was In the Chicago Film Critics Association Awards 2008 she was nominated in the category Most Promising Performer
Lina Leandersson is an awesome actress who will one day make it to Hollywood
by capulong December 28, 2008
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Ponce-de-Leóned

A term using part of the name of famous Spanish conquistador, Juan Ponce de León, used to express a massive ass-whooping.

A much higher degree of being owned.
After landing on Tim's Park Place with a hotel on it, Mike rolls snake eyes next turn and lands on Boardwalk, which also has a hotel on it. He then needs to mortgage all his properties and goes bankrupt.
Mike: "Awe shit!"
Tim: "Dude, you just got Ponce-de-Leóned!"

While playing Halo 2 CTF on Xbox Live, Mike steals the other team's flag and makes it back to his base, only to find a member of the other team with the Energy Sword killing all of his team members. Mike sneaks up behind him, beats him down with the flag, and scores to win.
Mike: "Fuckin' Ponce-de-Leóned that bitch!"
by Ahmed the Vampire Slayer January 17, 2006
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Leandra

Leandra is the most beautiful and kindest girl you'll ever meet, she is everything that you ever asked for and more.
She is usually shy at the start but will open up more and more about herself to you, once you really get to know her you'll fall in love with her personality instantly.

Most Leandra's usually come from Germanic decent and have all the German beauty in them.
Guy 1 : Damnnnn you see that girl there she is straight fire!
Guy 2 : What Girl?
Guy 1: The girl right there with her beautiful gray/blue eyes bro! look at her.
Guy 2 : Damn that must be a Leandra
Guy 1 : That's for sure a Leandra! she is an angel.
by deanchii August 15, 2019
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