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National Legalize Ranch Day

October 24th is National Legalize Ranch Day. This is because October 24th 2013 was the original air date of the first "Ranch it up" sketch on the Eric Andre Show
"Dude it's National Legalize Ranch Day today"

"I'll go buy a bunch of ranch for us right now"
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Legalize

e.g: "Legalize weed, man!"

To "legalize" means to write a statute which thereby exports a given object, or substance (expanded in recent years to also include concepts, thoughts or actions) from the tangible, real, physical universe--where it can actually be proven to exist--and imports this object or substance into the imaginary realm of statutory control, enforcement and penalty, which only exists inside a courtroom environment, or the prisons they draw their revenue from.

This can be used "to make something illegal", or to make something "legal."

This can not, however, be used to make something "free", which many people believe means the same thing as legal.

It doesn't.

To be "legal" requires statutes which specifically limit and restrain your freedoms to those which are preordained by the statute.
People have been begging to "legalize cannabis" since the 60's. They still haven't clued into the fact that it was "legalized" a century ago, so as they "beg for more of the same" they actually get the "more of the same" they were begging for.

The reason we haven't restored our freedoms, is because we keep begging to "legalize" what is "already legalized", never understanding that in order to be free, we must repeal the statutes which "legalized" those actions, concepts or items, and made them "illegal."

You can NOT restore your freedoms by adding more restrictions onto the pile of statutes which originally restricted your freedoms.

Eventually, this will become obvious to all...although, for the last century, we have somehow managed to remain completely and wilfully ignorant of this fact.
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Legalize Shemp

Play on the slogan “Legalize Hemp” referring to Shemp Howard of The Three Stooges.
Joe: Hey, cool Legalize Shemp t-shirt!
Earl: Shemp’s my hero.
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Legalize LA

A campaign by American Apparel spread on T-Shirts, Billboards, Bus Benches, Window Ads and more promoting immigration reform.
Person 1: I got a Legalize LA shirt from AA yesterday.

Person 2: Si Se Puede!
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legalize ranch

A movement that stands above the norm.
A battle cry those who are sick of the misrepresentation of beliefs.
Just got back from the abortion clinic, fidna head to the doctors office to get my forskin sowed back on legalize ranch
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