Farmers League

A term used to as an insult to define an Association Fooball league that lacks depth of quality.
A farmers league can have a couple of good teams in it, but if the rest are that bad that a "farmer" could play in it, then it can be labelled a farmers league.

Plumbers league is a term that infers the same meaning and is used on occasion.

A league that is won by the same side, over and over again is not necessarily a farmers league, as it can still have other strong teams in it.

Ligue 1 is a good example of a farmers league as it only has 1 good side. The rest of the league consists of mediocrity.
Bundesliga and Serie A are not farmers leagues, as both leagues are full of good sides.

Ligue 1 is a dead set Farmers League. With the exception of PSG, it is mud. My uncle , who's a plumber, could get a game for a club like Strasbourg. My aunty, who's a farmers wife, would get a game for Auxerre.

by StuTheDon March 29, 2023

Leafless Bush

A vagina that has been shaved.

Chris: "I only hit it with chicks that have a leafless bush. Muff cabbage hurts my tummy."

by Shaft12345 January 2, 2019

farmers league

a term used to describe a football league (mostly professional) less competitive and having less talent than other leagues.

man, ligue 1 has got to be a farmers league.

by soepicchill May 23, 2023

Josstice League

A butchered version of the Real Justice League (coming out in 2021) made by the REAL hack Joss Whedon

"Hey man did you watch Justice League?"

"Yeah, so bad, I think we should call it Josstice League"

by Dr. Doom23 October 31, 2020

Rocket League

Indoor soccer with Super Acrobatic Rocket Powered Battle Cars. Also, a game where compliments are actually insults, and people quit when you don't forfeit when you still have a chance at winning.

*Tusk153 solo queues on Rocket League Duos to get Chipper72423 on his team and faced a team with Bandit614*

*Tusk153 misses a save to make score 2-2*
Bandit614: What a save!
Bandit614: What a save!
Bandit614: What a save!
Bandit614: What a save!
Chat disabled for 4 seconds
Tusk153: Wow!
Tusk153: Thanks!
Bandit614: ff
*Chipper72423 votes to forfeit*
Tusk153: Noooo!
*Forfeit timer expires*
Chipper72423 has left the game.
Tusk153: Wow!
Bandit614: gg ez

by pseudonym46828 December 3, 2018

anti-defecation league

An organization dedicated to protecting non-terrorists who find themselves on government shit-lists.

Now that I have unfairly been added to a gubmint shit-list, the only place I can look for help from is the Anti-Defecation League.

by LaughingAloud August 18, 2017

Yeshiva League

The Yeshiva League is the elite jewish high school circle in the tri-state area. If you are in the yeshiva league, you are automatically cool and all of your friends who live in Florida are jealous. Your purim parties are the littiest and everyone wants to hit your dope blue juul because it's holy and has been passed around the entire league. If you haven’t been added to Mr. Worldwides custom you are officially a failure to your entire family, you will be excommunicated by your community, and your juul will hate you. You spend your whole life waiting to experience the wonders and magic of Beach St, Englewood in simchat Torah where you will make the connections that will help your career as a yehsiva leaguer and find your roommates for yeshiva/sem too. If you are in the yeshiva league, your sports teams suck but no one has the balls to tell, you so there are still tournaments all across America for you. You low key hate yourself but you sleep well at night knowing that HaShem loves you.

Moshe: Yooo I got with this girl Sarah and I'm so cool now!
David: Bro doesn't matter she ain't in the yeshiva league.
Rebecca: hey guys let’s hit up Chickies tonight!
Julia: nahhh The yeshiva league decided that central avenue is where They’re convening tonight.

by T-rexhamburgwr November 3, 2018