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laurentino 

laurentino is the smartest guy in his school and the most cute looking
laurentino is always helpful
laurentino by always love funneh January 28, 2018

Sarah Lawrencing 

Verb
The act of seeing someone and pretending you didn’t see them so as to not feel obligated to say “hello”

Specific to students of Sarah Lawrence, esp. on it’s garbage campus
Megan: You Sarah Lawrenced me at the Barb the other day

Amanda: Oh, I actually didn’t see you. My bad! I was too Sarah Lawrencing Madison to notice anything else

Laurentian 

A graduate of St. Lawrence University in Canton, NY.

You'll probably be able to recognize a Laurentian when you see one, because they are attractive, intelligent, and enjoyable to be around. The chose to come to SLU because they wanted to not only get an elite Liberal Arts education, but also enjoy their college days. Laurentians are athletic, very preppy, and know how to handle alcohol. They have school pride and will end up rich.
Person 1: "Wow, he was awesome!"
Person 2: "I know right, is every St. Lawrence Grad like that?"
Laurentian: "Yep, every single one of us."
Laurentian by SLUzer4Life May 15, 2016

Laurentian Hot

Used in contrast to the regular definition of hot(Where one would be smoking at 10 and hideous at 0), A Laurentian Hot would be comparable to a regular Hot's 5
Laurentian Hot by DCDCdam May 15, 2007

Laurentian Elites 

The self-appointed rulers of Canada who portray themselves as the natural rulers of the country and incorrectly believe they have some relevance, and who drip with smarmy, poncing ways. Usually used in a derogatory sense by people in the West; often for the central Canadian habit of supporting corrupt family dynasty rulers who are the love child of Fidel Castro.
The rest of Canada would love to leave, if only to get away from the unbearable Laurentian Elites.
Laurentian Elites by Carl Davidson November 26, 2019

Laurentia 

She a rude ass motha fuckin bitch with a torn ACL but she beautiful anyways and she a great friend
1 human: Damn that girl murdered me and now I haunt her
2 human: She must’ve been a Laurentia
Laurentia by Tessyourawesomefriend November 24, 2018