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Cockbutt Lafagget

someone who is very socialy awkard, has little to no friends and has very poor skills with women.
Hey man, did you hear Cockbutt Lafagget pick up line camping? "I think your cute" LOL FAIL
by Dallas M. Agg November 9, 2009
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lawlage

its like pwnage but its like you do something funny hence the word lawlage
Edgar: yeah that fat fuck got me into trouble for speeding
Michelle: oh that sucks
Edgar: yeah but when i was driving back to my house he was driving behind me and i went like 5mph
Michelle: HA LAWLAGE!
by Edgar Barrett November 3, 2007
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Laxfags

Some of the assiest people to ever see the light of day. Most laxfags are people who can't play baseball. Many laxfags try to act like they are "lax bros" to cover up their 0.2cm dicks. The only pussy they get is from slutty, STD-ridden lax girls who are never hot in the first place.

There are many breeds of lacrosse players. Most are just obnoxious, cocky assholes who have barely any athletic ability and need a huge 6ft stick just to catch a ball, unlike baseball or football where you can just use your hands or gloves. There are, in fact, lacrosse players who do not fit this criteria, but they are limited to a very small amount. Unlike players of any other sport, even if they are not good at the sport, they will still insist that they are cool. Most of the time, the ones who aren't complete and utter assholes are the ones who can actually play lacrosse. Usually, the worse they are, the assier they are.

In conclusion, stay away from laxfags.

Laxfag - A huge fag who tries to play lacrosse but fails miserably, but still insists that they are cool.

All laxfags are lacrosse players, but not all lacrosse players are laxfags.
Laxfag: Sup bro I'm so kickass at lacrosse that I have a 200 dollar pinny bro yo let's go pretend to get some dome and post it on laxfags.com

Cool laxbro: I actually do get head, and not from the fugly sluts that you fags go for. Go hang yourself.
by Dr. Dicktits September 25, 2011
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LALFAG

LALFAG stands for "Lonely Asshole Looking For A Girl".

LALFAGs crop up from time to time on chat websites. They mainly consist of males in between the ages of 15 and 19, though in truth anyone can be a LALFAG.

LALFAGs spend all their time looking for "horny girls (with cams or MSN)", sexchats, or pics. Some are deluded enough to think they'll find a girlfriend.
Stranger: hi are you a horny girl who has an msn and cam?
You: LALFAG, go away.
by Sue Donnim June 6, 2010
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Lafagy

A lady f*****

(A lady gay)

-created by Emma D., Mia B., and Sofia A.
Sofia is a huge lafagy
by Emma D.D. July 22, 2023
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Lawfare

This word is often used by common criminals to describe the application of the law against them.
Man! The lawfare was insane, I was getting busted every where I went.
by Therry October 15, 2013
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farter lafag

a typical albino ginger tard. generally enjoys borrowing from close acquaintances and never paying them back. someone who is on such a dry spell that he has become delusional and begins to make up stories to all of his friends but when they call bullshit he just laughs it off. also see- tiny dicked motherfucker.
"Hey man you owe me a sandwich"
"No i dont fuck you"
"Your such a fucking farter lafag"
by tammyr December 21, 2009
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