man law

only the most powerful set of rules ever devised by the human race...ever

MAN LAW!

all hail man god!!!!!

MAN LAW!!!!

by man god August 31, 2007

Unbreakable Man Law

humorous rules of engagement for the opposite sex.

Dude, you just can't do that - it's like an "Unbreakable Man Law!"

by Jason Bowers June 10, 2010

Man Law

When you're with your homies, and you/they say something dumb or something you know they wont do and you say MAN LAW! and then they must do it or suffer the consequences...(consequences may vary!)

"oh god, look at those titties, id motor boat them"
"MAN LAW!!!"
"dammit..."
"excuse me maam?"
"yes?"
*MOTOR BOAT AND RUN AWAY"
"good job nukkkah"

by Nukkkahhh September 10, 2011

man law

Originated from a series of Budweiser commercials where a group of supposedly (manly) men, namely celebrities and athletes, sit around a table deciding the secret codes of conduct for men.

1) What to do when a guy sticks his finger in your beer. Solution: "you poke it you own it" Man law!

2) What to do when you meet an attractive girl but has a long list of ex-boyfriends... Solution "You make sure you don't fall in love with her" Man law!

by ManliestManAlive June 23, 2006

Man law

1. Men should not sleep in the same bed.
2. Men should not kiss each other (even if you are freinds don't do it).
3. Men should not hug other men unless its a power hug.
4. Men should not cheat on there girlfreind.
5. Men should not act gay around girls unless she is your friend.

Dude you just broke the man law.

by no muscle November 11, 2010

man-in-law

Someone you girlfriend/wife used to date and she may or may not still have feelings for

Tom: I caught up with John yesterday
Jim: Ha! You mean you man-in-law...remember your wife Jackie used to date him for a while before you
Tom: Shit.. no wonder we never became friends

by Ninety-five August 27, 2010

Orange Man’s Law

For every criticism of Donald Trump, there is a tweet of his stating the exact opposite.

An example of Orange Man’s Law:
Donald Trump claims his tax return is immune from prosecution.

@realDonaldTrump: “Why would @BarackObama be spending millions of dollars to hide his records if he has nothing to hide?”

by whatever. whatever September 24, 2019