Lav

A Lav is just a Lav. Not a boss, just a Lav. Lav's will tell you this because they didn't enjoy prison.

Also in Australia its a place to have a poo.

I would like to lend Lav my towel.

The Lav will flush this definition for sure. LAF .

by missmewhen May 9, 2018

LAV

A nickname of DAV, except when someone named DAV is a complete LOSER, their name is subsequently transformed into LAV

"Hey Mom! I saw a LAV today!" The Mother responds, "Pack you bags dear, we need to leave now!"

by Wax Wuna May 26, 2021

lav

to lather yourself in poop or shampoo, or bubbles.

when i went to my backyard i laved myself in my doggies poop.
when i went to the salon they laved my hair with shampoo.

by caflasknic April 23, 2010

lav

the most mother fuking dance anyone will go to 4 teens

the aim to hook up get fingered or give a quick handjob

lottie and brad hooked up at the lav disco

by Handjob giver Xx April 4, 2009

Lav

A nickname of DAV, except when someone named DAV is a complete LOSER, their name is subsequently transformed into LAV.

"Hey Mom guess what!"
"What is it son?"
"I saw a LAV today!"
"Pack your bags, we're leaving town now!"

by Wax Wuna May 26, 2021

Lav

Unlimited amounts of love. More love than the usual amount.

Hunni, I don't just love you. I Lav you! But not just Lav, Laaaaaaaaav you!

by ginogenoa August 26, 2017

LAV

When you are a walking L combined with a crippling addiction to the Miami Heat. Constantly has bad takes.

LAV: HAHA THE KNICKS FUCKIN SUCK HAWKS IN 4 ICE TRAE THE GANG
*Knicks Win*:
LAV: *Kills himself because of how much of an embarrassment he is to society*

by FurgangIsABitch May 26, 2021