The Mother Lake

A fictional body of water where many female actors, singers, performers, or other artists are jokingly presumed to have created or prepared their best work, which is then celebrated and discussed by their respective fan communities on social media. The phrase derived from Twitter users, particularly within online queer communities, speculating that their favorite female artists came up with their work through divine or spiritual intervention at this particular body of water. The visual description of the “Mother Lake” is open to interpretation - some view it as simply an enigmatic wooden dock on a mist-shrouded pond - others envision it as a sapphic 80’s Summer Camp on a lake populated by canoes and a serene sunset. It is thought that the “Mother Lake” contains healing or regenerative properties, which female artists harness as a source of energy to create what their fans consider flawless or excellent work.

Friend: “Have you listened to Fiona Apple’s album ‘Fetch the Bolt Cutters’?”

Me: Of course, she took a dip at the Mother Lake before writing that album.

by pseudonymicbran May 4, 2022

Lake Wobegonorrhea

The STD that people got from listening to Garrison Keillor too long.

"My doctor diagnosed me with Lake Wobegonorrhea," said the wife to the husband, "because I listened to Garrison Keillor too much on NPR."

by NiraMillson November 28, 2016

Lake Lice

Jet skis or small fast moving personal water craft. Generally found on waterways traveling at high speeds with no purpose or direction. Some lake lice show total disregard for safety and boating etiquette so that they can catch air off a boats wake. The more peaceful a lake or large pond may be the more likely it is to be infested with lake lice.

Most fisherman enjoy the earliest parts of the day on a lake because the lake lice have yet to become active.

by Loaded Potato August 2, 2020

Villas On Lake Travis

A beautiful Luxurious apartment building on Lake Travis known for its Amber Trout. Stay away from these stinky fish. That slimey thing jumped in my boat and bit me, I had to seek medical attention. Do Not eat this fish, its mushy, sucretes greenish yellow fluid and you will get sick!

{Amber Trout} {Villas on Lake Travis}

by Phat Dick Nick December 15, 2016

Drag the Lake

searching the water for a body

you can drag the lake, but you won’t find me

by Drag the Lake March 20, 2019

Lake House Can Crusher

Wall mounted tool used to press aluminum beverage vessels down into hockey puck sized waste. This comes in handy, especially when kocking back a box of beers and telling awesome baseball stories, while up at the Lake for the weekend to conserve trash space. These versital crushed cans can be skipped across the lake, chucked at passing skateboard punks, or even driven to Michigan to help fuel their evaporating ecomony. The Lake House Can Crusher is an essential piece of equipment for anyone who needs to display their Big Guy Energy in an eco-friendly way.

TT: Hey Bro, can you grab me another BL while you are up on the porch?

BK: You got it Buddy! Why don't you hand me those six empties under your bag chair so i can run them through the Lake House Can Crusher while I am up there.

TT: Perfect Bro! I have a meeting in Michigan this week and I can drag that bag of cans with me to cover the cost of a few bar pretzels.

by Falcon Thunder Fist August 11, 2021

Lake Louise

1. A parallel universe in Alberta, Canada where you get laid, you get drunk, you get laid, you get high, you get laid, drunk again, smoke, get drunk, get high, get laid, smoke, get drunk again and enjoy the mountains.

2. A place where guys sometimes say that they love the Shaft and girls don't even think they're gay. You can get shafted for only $4.50.

3. A place where a church night is something exciting.

I came here, got laid, made some money and friends and went back home. It's Lake Louise you know.

I'm living the Lake Louise lifestyle. It's really unhealthy.

by odilegr8 October 11, 2012