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by Jacky peen July 13, 2019
Get the Lardass mug.Lardass Tiddlywink is a big tub of goo located in the windy city, Chicago. Oddly enough Chicago only becomes windy after Lardass (pronounced LarDOSS) consumes a couple of bacon, Lexapro, peanut butter, and cheese whiz sandwiches. Lardass currently resides with mother, 13 cats, an “Iron Man” action figure, and an imaginary friend “Peter”. Commonly mistaken for a homosexual, Lardass is actually an a-sexual hermaphrodite who is about as anatomically correct as a “Ken Doll“. Lardass is a connoisseur of rare comic books however, none of which retain any value as “Mint Condition” oddly enough excludes bacon grease and semen.
Lady “Hey Lardass Tiddlywink, I will give you a bacon grease hand job for 20 bucks.” Lardass, “Not now mom, I’m off to Comi-Con, unless you can front me 20 bucks.”
by Egoiste April 30, 2010
Get the Lardass Tiddlywink mug.1. A fat person who refuses to go on a diet and thinks they're cool (when they really aren't).
2. A fat person who believes they have super powers or special abilities (like ninjas) and act like it by leaping around in tight spandex clothing. Note: People can become permanently or temporarily blinded when this action occurs, but it really depends on how much exposure they are subjected to.
2. A fat person who believes they have super powers or special abilities (like ninjas) and act like it by leaping around in tight spandex clothing. Note: People can become permanently or temporarily blinded when this action occurs, but it really depends on how much exposure they are subjected to.
Lardass Ninja: I have supah powah! I will defeat you with my Poke of Doom!
Hank: Gosh you lardass ninja, you look like an extremely obese one-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond! Stop it, I'm gonna throw up if you keep doing that! AHHH! MY EYES! THEY'RE BLEEDING!! *spurt*
Hank: Gosh you lardass ninja, you look like an extremely obese one-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond! Stop it, I'm gonna throw up if you keep doing that! AHHH! MY EYES! THEY'RE BLEEDING!! *spurt*
by Alex September 1, 2008
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by JOHN112696 July 22, 2010
Get the LARDASS DOUGH BOY mug.One of the most revolutionary pkers on the RPG Runescape. Thought by some to be the savior of all 20 defense pures, she has been known to take down many level 120+ in various combat minigames, whilst only possessing 72 combat. Her scandalous name and vast contact list of famous players has gained her many followers throughout the Runescape and pure community. She belongs to the clan "The Golden Gods", and was a close friend of acclaimed pure In Vas Por, ex leader of Absolution current member of Corrupt Pures. Considered a valuable potential prospect of many clans, she allegedly receives offers consisting of Runescape gold, items, and accounts to take up arms for clans such as Devastation and Eruption of Pures (EOP). She is undoubtedly one of the greatest pures of our generation.
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