happy jack-o'-lantern

lit match inserted flame first into mouth held in place by teeth, usually accompanied by waving fingers on either side of your head. most effective in a darkened room after alcohol consumption

Larry impresses and amazes us with his happy jack-o'-lantern, never burning the roof of his mouth.

by Happy Girly of course! February 20, 2010

idiot's lantern

a television

you sit in all day watching the idiot's lantern. get up, go out, and do something you lazy shit.

by jimmy mc'scrotie badders. April 15, 2010

Hang a lantern

To point out some inconsistency in order to allow for its acceptance and to move things along. This is a common plot device in the entertainment industry, in which the entertainers give some sort of wink or nod that allows the entertained to suspend disbelief of some unthinkable feat and carry on with minimal interruption.

Feeling whiney and knowing that he was partaking in the practice of Vaguebooking, Tom was sure to hang a lantern on it by adding a #Vaguebooking hash tag to his post.

by kraftydevil12 July 29, 2011

Spanish Lantern

The same as a dutch oven, farting under the blanket and pulling it over your partners head, although to complete the spanish lantern, light a match after the proceeded fart.

John Spanish lanterned kate last night and she no longer had eye brows.

by HBOSS19 October 18, 2009

Matt Lanter

An actor whos on the show, 90210, and was in the movie, cutting edge 3 is the hottest guy ever. He has pretty blue eyes,perfect brown hair and a flawless face. Also, a very hot body consisting of a very nice six pack. His hotness will hurt your eyes.

Person 1: Hey did you watch 90210 last night?
Person 2: No i was studying did i miss anything important?
Person 1: Only Matt Lanter taking off his shirt.

by ilovemattlanter May 19, 2009

Lanier middle school

A pure shithole

Person one: what is school to you.
Person two: a pure shit hole A.K.A Lanier middle school

by Boigang6969 August 3, 2019

Chinese Lantern

When a man stretches his sack over a flashlight placed directly behind it, causing his scrote to glow red like a Chinese lantern.

Jake lit up that room with his Chinese lantern.

Jason transformed his batwing into a Chinese lantern with a flashlight.

Matt added some ambiance to the dinner party with his Chinese lantern.

by JbodJordyBabes July 10, 2010