Landshark

a shark that's on land.

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this is a Landshark.

by jenna_marbles February 2, 2013

landshark

a policing nickname for a police dog, usually of a German Shepherd or a Belgian Malinois type due to their large teeth and tendency to bit people.

Release the landsharks!

by 8510pm November 1, 2018

Landshark

A shark thats swims in the gorund and chases you into the water, where there are normal sharks. So basically if you see a landshark you are 100% fucked in the anus.

Kate-"Run Betty! There's a landshark and it's going to chase us into the water!"
Betty-"Kate, there are sharks in the water and they look mad!"
Kate-"Looks like were 100% fucked in the anus!"

by L33isB345T November 8, 2009

landshark

The state of being way to epic, brutal, legit, or un-pwnable. Typically a 'baby eater' or one who 'eats babies'

I am a landshark, and do you know what landsharks do? eat babies

by landsharkcobra August 19, 2009

Landshark

Po Po, The Fuzz, Jakes, 5-0, PIGS, COPS

Yo put dat crack down son, I just saw a Landshark creep by.

by FITZRIGHT January 9, 2010

Landshark

A sexual position in which a woman stands naked with her front up against a wall and a man with a gigantic boner runs from across the room and rams himself into her.

John had a giant boner so he landsharked suzy

by Mr. Blue September 1, 2004

Landsharking

The practice of approaching one's ladyfriend at speed, leaning forward with hands together on one's head as a shark fin, ending with the insertion of this fin into her front bottom.

Jane: Hey Amy, how was the film last night?

Amy: Not bad. I guessed the ending. Tell you what though, Rob gave me a good old landsharking when I got home.

Jane: What a toerag!

by neil thomas April 21, 2007