Landshark

A shark thats swims in the gorund and chases you into the water, where there are normal sharks. So basically if you see a landshark you are 100% fucked in the anus.
Kate-"Run Betty! There's a landshark and it's going to chase us into the water!"
Betty-"Kate, there are sharks in the water and they look mad!"
Kate-"Looks like were 100% fucked in the anus!"
by L33isB345T November 08, 2009
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landshark

The state of being way to epic, brutal, legit, or un-pwnable. Typically a 'baby eater' or one who 'eats babies'
I am a landshark, and do you know what landsharks do? eat babies
by landsharkcobra August 20, 2009
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Landshark

Po Po, The Fuzz, Jakes, 5-0, PIGS, COPS
Yo put dat crack down son, I just saw a Landshark creep by.
by FITZRIGHT January 09, 2010
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Landshark

A sexual position in which a woman stands naked with her front up against a wall and a man with a gigantic boner runs from across the room and rams himself into her.
John had a giant boner so he landsharked suzy
by Mr. Blue September 02, 2004
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Landshark

A man that cruises bars and looks for innocent women to use for his amusement while he drinks Landshark beer.
" Watch out for that man he is just cruising for women, he is a landshark."
by babyloveU2 July 03, 2009
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Flying Landshark

Similar to the Landshark, but with an airborn approach. (sufficient safety gear and adult supervision required) A woman stands pressed against a wall a few feet away from a bed with her loose (or soon to be loose) ass jutting out in a splendor of erotic courage. Next a man strategically positioned at least 5 feet from the opposite side of the bed takes off at full sprint, leaps into the air using the bed as a trampoline, puts his hands over his head as if he were a shark, and nails his woman so hard in the ass she either shits, dies or screams so loud that the neighbors think its the fourth of July.
"And heres the instant replay of Kock Inyu nailing the Flying Landshark on Cok Inmi, All three judges agree, 10 points for the flying asian sensations!!!!"
by J Bornberg December 23, 2004
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Missouri Landshark

The act of getting a naked person (either one you really hate or really love), lube up a slip-n-slide, positioning your "partner" doggy style at the end of the slip-n-slide. Once this step is complete lube up the nose of a baby shark and proceed to slide the baby shark nose first down the slip-n-slide into your "partners" anus.
Used in a sentance:
"hey Chase i just got this new slip-n-slide, wanna go Missouri Landshark Austin later?"
by Bagel Mc Toast March 25, 2014
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