landlord

A person who makes an honest living by purchasing property and then renting out space to tenants. Usually hated by said tenants because they seem to ignore the fact that the landlord had to pay for the property and is entitled to be reimbursed.
I need to pay rent to the landlord every month.
by MNYC September 09, 2005
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landlord

Chad who generously provides shelter to ungrateful rentoids who do nothing but complain, have babies they can't afford, do drugs, depreciate the value of the landchad's god-endowed property, and be late on rent despite all the welfare they get (money the government takes from landchads's hard-earned income)
Rentoid: the landlord of my property is such a jerk
Landlord on the property intercom: I can hear you from the bugs I planted in your apartment. By the way rent is going up $500 next month
by landownersunited March 16, 2022
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That jackass who demands to be paid at the end of the month, even if you have to sell blood and semen to get the money.
My landlord, may he rott in hell, said I should sell my kidneys for rent...
by Tornadoman July 05, 2005
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1) An owner of scummy fungus-, rodent- or insect-infested property which they rent (often for a long period up front) after giving said property a superficial spring-clean and repaint to fool the naive and desperate university student seeking accommodation. Can be recognised by the electric heaters trained on new carpet in said property which the naive tenant falsely believes will warm them through the winter, but are actually to retard mould growth until point of rental and will be removed in secret once they pay up and their backs are turned. Once said infestation manifests, the landlord takes the rental money and the deposit (known to cognoscenti as "bye-bye money"), and disappears to a remote holiday resort, nary to be seen or heard from again. Alternately he may come back for rent in shorter-term instalments, well aware that the law cannot touch him or that he has terrorised the tenant too thoroughly for the latter to test said law. Frequently claims to need to clear out tenants for the purposes of having the residences fitted with all mod cons, then merely has the rooms subdivided into cubicles too small to swing a cat in. The landlord is intimately familiar with (1) all his rights, and (2) the departure times for all flights to Andalucia and the Canaries (or equivalent Stateside). Typically much beloved by students past and present, especially those who managed to get official campus accommodation.

2) Any crook or anti-social parasite with a good PR agency, hitmen to silence "begrudgers" and/or the ability to run fast.
You paid five grand for that place for a year and it started raining through the ceiling? What do you EXPECT when dealing with landlords?

The guy at the till didn't like you in his restaurant, so he spiked your coffee. What a landlord!

GB II is the worst landlord I've ever heard of. When thousands of other young Americans were risking everything in Nam he was looping the loop over Lubbock.
by Donough Macnamara May 17, 2007
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Landlord Special

Half-assed repairs and maintenance by landlords to save money such as painting over electrical outlets and dead insects instead of hiring a cleaner and then a painter.
We had to evacuate the building and are living on the street. The building was condemned. The electrical work in the building was a Landlord Special.
by Lightning Princess March 16, 2023
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Landlord Special

The Landlord Special is that special poorly done touch that landlords add to their homes by trying to repair things themselves.
"My landlord refused to hire a plumber so now I'm stuck with that landlord special."
by Alex M&D May 19, 2022
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floyd the landlord

George Floyd’s XXX name when he made a sextape with a hood rat whore
Guy: yo man, did u ever see the Floyd the landlord video?
Guy 2: yea bro idk why ppl treat this guy like a saint, he’s literally the black Johnny Sins but no clout
by Gay ngga June 07, 2022
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