Chucking Lampreys

The act of regurgitating or ejecting one's stomach contents.

Eddie can't hold his alcohol. Give him three drinks and he'll be in the bathroom chucking lampreys all night!

by Limon Lives August 27, 2007

Lamared

To be cockblocked. To be buddy fucked. To be screwed over by a buddy.

I can't believe my best friend lamared me and told my wife about last night.

I was trying to hit on the hot girl in the corner but that guy over there just lamared me!

by Jabrlong March 27, 2008

butt lamprey

One who survives not by his own virtue or hard work, but by consuming the excrement of others by continually hanging on to those others' rectum. See 'butt leech'.

"Motorola management is nothing more than a collection of in-bred butt lampreys."

by arf_burnt January 27, 2010

Dollar Lamprey

Named for the aquatic animal that feeds on the blood and sometimes internal organs of fish, the dollar lamprey is a person who is romantically attracted to others based on their monetary wealth. Typically, these people will attempt to suck out the soul of their victims directly through the wallet.

Dude, you she's only with that wet doughnut because he drives a BMW. Psst, dollar lamprey.

by oxygen theif April 25, 2010

dirty lamprey

when people with multiple rows of teeth give a blow job (teeth are always in contact with member)

That horse mouth decided to give me a dirty lamprey

by joe Lamprey May 25, 2010

Lamprell

Lamprell is a slang word for a sperm

he looks like such a lamprell

by jack buttery September 20, 2011

Lamyae

She is a sexy girl with an amazing booty. But she can be a bitch sometimes.

' Omg, did you see her booty? She has a Lamyae booty. '

by Zudano February 24, 2017