laker

a retired pirate that lives on the lake, with the big beard and hook for a hand and yellow trench coat

maddox will be a laker in 50 years

by Smooth Jane McCool...aka karin July 10, 2004

laker

v. used to announce the departure of a person

*Hey, I'm going home.

*All right, laker!

by Amy Hetzler June 25, 2006

Laker

One who "Smacks his Bitches".

Laker, yooooou fucking smack your bitches.

by bob February 18, 2005

Laker

The GOAT

Laker is the Greatest of all time (GOAT).

by Anonymous1363 November 21, 2021

Laker

A team that can easily beat mustangs

"What is a laker?" Says the grand valley idiot. "A Laker is another word for a mustang killer"

by the dumb 1 pt 21221345 January 22, 2023

laker

To leave someone on read is to read their text message without responding or interacting, giving the other person the impression that you are uninterested. A “laker” is a person who repeatedly leaves others on read without an apology or explanation, especially on Instagram.

Looker * Leaver = Laker.

That girl over there is such a laker! She constantly leaves me on read all the time. I’m so done talking to her, she’s a bitch anyways.

by Un attested November 11, 2025

laker fan

Jack Nicholson

Jack Nicholson is at every damn game!

by Mwa April 9, 2004