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logboat

A word that can be used in Scrabble regardless of the fact that it is not a real word.
"Sarah placed the word "boat" on the Scrabble board and seeing as how Al only had the letters l, o, and g he proceeded to spell the word "logboat" and win the game.
by Sketch3000 January 13, 2008
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Lag Boat

Imaginary world where drinking meets sailing. Whole feudal systems are usualy set in place before and during the course of the night. Rupert is the Right'Orrible Admiral as he patented the lag boat. Other responsibilties include; Rudder Man (steers the group to pubs/clubs/venues/houses/alley ways etc with the help of the Crow's Nest (usually slightly more responsible so can see trouble ahead or a good party.... or the police)
The Admiral gives you permission to delegate other responsibilities. But just for reference at the other end of the ranking you've got Plank Walker (some one who's being all - "ooo i think i'll just have the one"- forget that! you'll walk the plank mate - with a six sambuca shooter) and of course the ever favourite Man Overboard (need i say any more?) To reach the crow's nest you must climb the laggin'
Just make sure, to record all the embarrassing memories in the Captain's LAG book!!

ALL ABOARD!!
"All aboard the LAG BOAT"
"boarding passes please"
"do you know i'm actually boarding the Admiral's boat tonight?!"
"gosh it's stormy weather tonight, i've had 11 pints"
"hlep! i'mm ddrownign!"
"first mate's passed out!"
etc etc etc
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Lagbot

Bot designated for automated DDoS attack by spamming console commands in Source based videogames servers (mainly Team Fortress 2), made by an Overwatch soyboy named BenCat07. Attempting to kick the bot (which is only doable while on spectator, since the bot won't join any team), will result in a server crash.
To not be confused with Catbots (made by nullifiedcat).
Lagbot 2- Overwatch is better joined the server
Any normal user: NOT AGAIN
by Raycast May 24, 2018
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lagoatster

Clay did the most savage dare... Therefore he's a LaGoatster
by LaGoatster January 31, 2017
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