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logboat

A word that can be used in Scrabble regardless of the fact that it is not a real word.
"Sarah placed the word "boat" on the Scrabble board and seeing as how Al only had the letters l, o, and g he proceeded to spell the word "logboat" and win the game.
by Sketch3000 January 13, 2008
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lolboat

its the illigitiment brother of the roflcopter, and 2nd cousin to lmaoplane
"my lolboat goes Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
by widow123 February 19, 2009
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dutch longboat

Variation of the dutch rudder, in which 3 or more people link arms while each man in the group holds on to his own penis. Everyone in the chain then moves their arms up and down, causing each man's hand to stroke his penis under other people's control.
"Hey, how was the orgy last night?"
"Kinda slow at first, but then someone suggested we start a dutch longboat, and that got everyone loosened up."
by peasman July 4, 2010
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Lagboat

Teenaged Christopher Biggins impersonator and founder of the Bermondsey branch of his fan club, with a disturbing ‘Daddy’ fetish.

Physically interfaced with his Commodore 64 by means of an anal probe cum broadband link, Lagboat can only leave his Nan’s loft for a few hours at a time to attend ‘Wall matches before his rectal batteries are exhausted, although a Zinger Tower Meal from KFC can provide emergency power.
You've done a Lagboat with the raffle money aintcha!
by UrbaneCasual September 2, 2009
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Lagboat

Drinking all day, I'm lagboat shun!!
by Wozza77 July 14, 2018
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Lagboat

A computer with so many viruses from porn that it lags when trying to open such simple applications as Notepad
God, my piece of crap computer is such a lagboat, I can't even watch Asians get gangbanged on it anymore!
by Just this guy, y'know? January 11, 2009
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Lagboat

An AWOL Legend.

Many of the posters are obsessed with him. Winds up most of the Posters from Cardiff.

Usually get banned cause they can't handle him.

Witty, Intelligent but Modest.
Valleys "That Lagboat off AWOL made us look right cunts Picks"
by wxmddf May 26, 2009
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