lactoseintoleranceism

Another word for the lactose intolerant

Jerry over there has lactoseintoleranceism, poor guy.

by Twix1188 June 12, 2022

lactose belligerent

a condition in which a person considers themself lactose-intolerant and agressively enforces their dietary needs as a lifestyle choice, oftentimes in order to alter the eating habits of those around them

"Linda is so lactose belligerent that we can't even eat ice cream around her."

by C.D. Di Guardia October 7, 2006

Lactose Intolerant

Lactose intolerance is not a disorder.
It is actually more common in the world than lactose tolerance.

Originally, people in the world were all lactose intolerant. Their bodies ceased the production of the enzyme lactase after an early age.

Their diets did not contain much milk anyways, so it was not a problem.
Somewhere in Europe, a mutation occured where lactase continued to be produced through adulthood.
Lactose tolerance is a dominant allele, so the trait became very common in Western Europe.

Person 1: Wow, You're lactose intolerant? Is that some kind of freak mutation?

Person 2: Actually, you have the mutation, sir.

by Sir Demonosapien May 24, 2009

Lactose Intolerance

1. is the inability to digest lactose (a type of
sugar found in milk and other dairy products).

I can't have ice cream because I hace a lactose intolerance.

by heyheyhey45698 May 19, 2010

lactose and tolerant

Someone who get the Neapolitan ice-cream, and eats all the flavors, not just the good ones.

i just ate that whole thing of ice-cream, not because I'm fat, I am lactose and tolerant

by nigahpleez July 16, 2010

Lactose Snob

A person that has not been clinically diagnosed as lactose intolerant but has fabricated a self diagnosis. The onset of Latosce Snob is usually the result of a traumatic event such as shitting oneself as a grown man.

I havnt shit myself since I stopped eating dairy.

Bro, youre a Lactose Snob!

by BuckinChuck July 14, 2018

the lactose intolerant friend

The friend that never shuts the fuck up about being lactose intolerant. This friend more than likely isnt even really lactose intolerant. This type of friend manages to mention that they're lactose intolerant in every conversation.

Friend 1: "Do you guys want snacks for the party?"
Lactose Intolerant Friend: "As long as there is no cheese. Remeber I'm lactose intolerant?"
Friend 2: "Wow, you're definitely the lactose intolerant friend."

by MMMmonkeys March 4, 2021