Lamonte

Big dick.

He a Lamonte dick.

by THEWHORE August 2, 2011

laporte texas

Nothing but pill head hoes and nasty hating ass niggas.

Laporte Texas sucks

by Jizzzer February 15, 2017

Laporte High School

Laporte Highschool is a school in Laporte, Indiana, you probably would never have guessed that. it is also the place where you will find trashy kids. You walk through the halls, and all you see is: trailor trash, sluts (most common), hicks, and the kids that think they are cool because their parents have money. The other most common student you will find here are the wanna be gangsters. They are the ones that you can spot a mile away because they woddle like penguins in order to keep their pants at their knees, (god forbid their pants be at their waists). LaPorte High School is also full of rude teachers, and the teachers that dont ever make their students touch a book. Overall, Laporte High School is a horrible place and you should never send your kids there if you want them to have a chance to develop into half way decent adults.

Did you go to LaPorte High School?

Ya Dawg, I made to my sophmore year! I iz smart fo sho!

by Cinnamon Glotz January 4, 2012

Probere Lamonte

A poser irish man to hide his true identity as a frenchmen. Played a big part in the French Revolution and was frozen and recloned so he could come back and unleash his Reign of terror on modern day people. Ever since stepping foot on this earth he has been telling historical jokes. Such as "Do you guys fight over Northern Ireland?" He is a hardcore ranger fan and kills anyone you disagrees that the rangers are not better than Sean's (see definition of muirenheimer) favorite team, the Islanders.

Scott:What time is it when you go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

Dennis: That is such a Probere Lamonte joke

by its dennis August 7, 2006

Lamoreaux

French for "the lover". Someone who was meant to be amazing at sex. Anyone with that last name is most likely really sexy and may be considered the perfect partner

Jonny: Wow look at that girl.
Ben: Who?
Jonny: Her, over there by the stairs.
Ben: Whoa, she looks like a Lamoreaux

by PegChamp October 24, 2020

laporte high school

the place you shouldnt send your kids. walking through the hallways you will mostly see the preppy white boys that think they are g-eazy and walk through the halls thinking they are all bad because they smoked weed once. dont forget about the preppy white girls too. they are the ones you can smell from far away because of how much perfume they have on, and because of their absurd style of dressing, like this really isnt the 1950's? anyways, we also have the sluts which (stay away from them) might give you herpes just by looking at them, and oh yeah, the wanna be gangbangers. yanno, the black dudes that walk through the hallways with their ass hanging out screaming, "man, tanya got a fatass dawg, im bout to hit that shit right after school" with all there friends screaming on. and by the way, the teachers are also fucked up. dont let them fool you, they may seem nice the first 2 weeks or so, but afterwards they usually pick favorites (the preppy kids) and by then abandon all hope. but dont ever send your kids here.

Laporte High School is full of preppy white kids.
Your right dude, btw, you tryna smoke a blunt?
sure bro

by ejack456 May 25, 2016

LaForte

cool as shit. very short. they're crazy. if you piss them off, they will Detroit curb stomp you! very spontanious, and easy to please. the very best friend you can ever have! get one today!

1: she's short.
2. no! she's laforte!

by cutiepie1112 November 15, 2011