LQTM

Computer slang for "Laughing Quietly To Myself."

Few people honestly laugh out loud when they use LOL. I created this term years ago to combat the overuse of LOL (laughing out loud) in instant message conversations.

Ahab: Catch you later! LOL!!
Moby: That's getting old. But it's still funny. lqtm

by Cap'n Ahab January 7, 2006

LQTM

"laughing quietly to myself"
because not everyone "laughs out loud" when they see that stuff online... the probably laugh silently to themselves so their neighbors don't think they're crazy.

sn1: it got so heavy that my shorts fell off
sn2: LQTM!

by palindromium July 11, 2008

LQTM

v. laughing quietly to myself.

if the statement wasn't that funny, instead of saying lol, you say lqtm

Dude 1: Bro, i totally screwed danny's mom last night.
Dude 2: lqtm..

by chucknorrispwnsn00bz January 2, 2009

LQTM

Laughing Quietly To Myself. Usually used in a text.

After farting in church the congregation looked around as i was LQTM .

by Dewbeewah October 2, 2010

LQTM

Laughing. Quietly. To. Myself.

A subtitute for LOL (it makes more sense)

'Jess fell down the stairs,'
'LQTM she is such a cluts!'
'i know!'

by Rockin' LIL J March 20, 2009

LQTM

Laughing quietly to myself.
Sort of like LOL, only more secretly, more I've-got-an-evil-plan-in-mind-here sort of thing.

==In some random chatroom==
Mitchell: Wanna go egg the principal's house tomorrow?
Kelly: Lqtm... **rubs palms together and maniacally laughs**

by Persephone~ October 19, 2009

LQTM

Laugh Quietly to Myself

Basically what you say when something isn't really funny but you don't want the person your talking to to feel like shit

PErson 1: hey you wanna hear a joke?
Person 2: no?
Person 1: alright here it is
Person 2: i said no...
Person 1: Ok so why did the chicken cross the road..
Person 2: because your a dipshit?
Person !: NO! because he wanted to get to the other side
PErson 2: LQTM... leave me the fuck alone you dumbass

by imabeastson December 2, 2009