Loast

Cool, high, and collected. The ultimate form of chill.
Variations: loasting, loastest, loaster, toasting (loasting on a table)

Eating wangz is so loast.
This dorm room is so loast.
Wanna loast?
We don't turn up, we loast.

by Loast King September 6, 2014

to craft a triple cast lobster

Means having sex in the workshop, you tell this to your relatives if you want them to think of you as an innocent craftsman. You hope they are too impressed to ask any further.

Aunt: "So, what were you and your partners name doing in the workshop last night?"
You: "Oh, we went over there to craft a triple cast lobster. It was pretty intense, but we made it!"
Aunt: "Wow, sounds impressive... Anyways..."

by CLuG4ever May 13, 2021

River Lobster

1. Annual festival celebrated on April 19 in Charleston, SC where 10's of people gather on the rivers edge and unzip there fly to let there junk hang out in honor of the legendary River Lobster.

The tradition was started by a local sushi restaurant patrons after trying to explain where the lobster on the menu was sourced.

2. your junk

dude, you going down by the river on April 19 to let your "River Lobster" fly?

by StreakyJim April 15, 2010

bro lost 10 dollars

A niche meme found on a popular meme page on instagram, @bruhloon.
This originated when @bruhloon once put the description of a post as "Bro lost 10 dollars"

This soon caught on and it became very common on the instagram page.
Every post since then has been flooded with "Bro lost 10 dollars" and other versions of it like "Bro lost £10" depending on the context of the post.

At this rate, with its popularity, the meme will die within about 1 to 2 weeks.

*meme*
All the comments: "Bro lost 10 dollars"

by frog1116 March 23, 2021

lost my shit

When you completely break down or lose control. Can be used positively or negatively.

"He tripped and fell into the pool and I totally lost my shit; I couldn't stop laughing."

"He tried to shove me and I lost my shit; I beat the hell out of him."

by WTFuchs November 30, 2011

New England brown lobster

The act of performing oral sex on another individuals anus using melted butter to improve taste and a lobster bib to avoid unnecessary messes. Inspired by the traditional consumption method of a New England lobster.

Danny— “How was your trip to Cape Cod?”
Jack— “It was sick, I met this girl and after dinner I gave her a New England brown lobster!”

by TdogW October 12, 2018

ghetto lobster

A baby who's been 'disciplined' with hot water (immersed in a pot of boiling water, for example) by someone with poor parenting skills attributed to an economically under-privileged upbringing.

That's no baby with a sunburn; that's a ghetto lobster.

by Dead Nancy January 13, 2008