Livin’ the dream 

When your second opener is a no-show and you ain’t got no keys so you wait in a brisk parking lot to see what life has in store for you next.

“How was your day?”

You know, bro, livin’ the dream.

Livin’ the dream by MaybeRR December 21, 2022

Livin the dream 

It’s like when people ask u how are u doing and u are doing so terrible in life that you sarcastically say “livin the dream” and they actually believe you are !!!

“Hey what’s up how are you doing “

“ I’m livin the dream “

Livin the dream by Mysticgirl May 13, 2025

livin’ the wet dream 

A sarcastic and somewhat glib reference to hitting a protracted dry spell when it comes to having sex.

Yeah man, I’m home by myself every weekend, just floating in the pool and livin’ the wet dream!

livin’ the wet dream by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019

livin’ the fuckin’ dream 

When you are determined to “live the dream” but cannot afford to unless you nearly work yourself to death in order to approximate it.

I’m livin’ the fuckin’ dream and will make goddamn sure that y’all see me doing it.

livin’ the fuckin’ dream by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019

Livin the Alabama dream 

Having Sex with either your Sister or Cousin, it dont matter. Takin a massive shit where ever the hell you want.

Are you livin the Alabama dream? Damn right I just had sex with my Cousin.

Livin the Alabama dream by LxGm_Shelp March 3, 2019

Living the Dream 

Often used ironically, often when one person hates their life and would just like to kill themselves rather than live another day of their shitty lives.

James: How's it going Jeff?

Jeff: Oh you know, living the dream man

Living the Dream by KyleCologne December 11, 2018

Living the dream 

An answer to the rhetorical "how's it going?". Usually given when someone at work asks how you are and it is quite obvious that you have a crappy job and are just as broke as the next person. Most often used by cab drivers when business is slow.

Dean: Hey Greg, how's it going?
Greg: Living the dream, brother, living the dream.
taxi Greg how are you job life

Living the dream by CountyDame July 15, 2011