Juan found the ladies much compliant after cocktails; he was called a liquor quicker dicker at the bar.
by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016
Get the Liquor Quicker dicker mug.The alter ego of a normally passive gentleman. Brought on by whiskey, this particular ethanol emperor constantly berates females, steals without remembering, and can usually be found at your local bar, post last call. They are characterized by their severely abnormal levels of alcohol intake sometimes fueled by other chemicals such as cocaine or more prevalently in the Midwest crystal meth. This invariably feeds the king's ego until said male referrers to oneself as Liquor King.
I can drink more whiskey than you because I'm the Liquor King!
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I'm the Liquor King and I'm going to skull fuck you until your eyes bleed!
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Bitch I'm the Liquor King and I just stole your wallet lets plow!
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I'm the Liquor King and I'm going to skull fuck you until your eyes bleed!
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Bitch I'm the Liquor King and I just stole your wallet lets plow!
by eldanko August 10, 2010
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Covering a tampon in alcohol and inserting into your asshole. A form of alcohol enema, this gets you extremely drunk because the alcohol gets absorbed by your ass-veins and goes directly into your bloodstream. A less intense form of butt chugging.
by Hotboxtheyurt September 28, 2014
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by Darlinkakevina April 27, 2016
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so load your clips loccs cause we ridin for our foes
-brotha lynch hung
so load your clips loccs cause we ridin for our foes
-brotha lynch hung
by Rain CiiTy September 20, 2009
Get the liquor sicc mug.The act of drinking heavily to induce a blackout intended to wipe out a bad memory.
Also used to describe the act of waking up from a blackout night and getting totally smashed again to keep those memories from surfacing.
Also used to describe the act of waking up from a blackout night and getting totally smashed again to keep those memories from surfacing.
Oh man, I can't believe I just banged that chick. Gimme a bottle of Wisers, I need a liquor lobotomy.
Jesus christ, I just saw your grandmother naked! Pass me that bottle, I need a liquor lobotomy!
Jill: Do you even remember what you did last night?
Jack: Uhhh....no...nothing. The entire night is a blank.
Jill: Drink this. You're gonna need a liquor lobotomy.
Jesus christ, I just saw your grandmother naked! Pass me that bottle, I need a liquor lobotomy!
Jill: Do you even remember what you did last night?
Jack: Uhhh....no...nothing. The entire night is a blank.
Jill: Drink this. You're gonna need a liquor lobotomy.
by Somtaw January 26, 2010
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Liquor Bones may lead to early onset Osteoporosis
Symptoms may include but are not limited too: Dry knuckles, Shaking Hands, Loss of Motor Skills, Sore Bones, Tooth Aches, Sweat glazed skin, Blurred Vision.
Some people have reported symptoms of aching bones combined with their face feeling like a cooked ham
Liquor Bones may lead to early onset Osteoporosis
Symptoms may include but are not limited too: Dry knuckles, Shaking Hands, Loss of Motor Skills, Sore Bones, Tooth Aches, Sweat glazed skin, Blurred Vision.
Some people have reported symptoms of aching bones combined with their face feeling like a cooked ham
Hey Warren, I have the worst Liquor Bones from the last couple days of drinking.
O man I have the worst case of Liquor Bones after drinking that entire 26 last night.
O man I have the worst case of Liquor Bones after drinking that entire 26 last night.
by Bone Master JG/JP May 9, 2012
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