Lucifer’s Linguine

That spiritual cooking of marijuana

Yo, we’re having lucifer’s Linguine tonight if you wanna taste!

by dunber April 22, 2018

Losing My Linguine

Losing my linguine is what you say when you want to lose weight by cutting pasta out of your diet.

Guy 1: I gained a lot of weight recently, I'm thinking of losing my linguine.
Guy 2: Okay.

by brokso July 9, 2018

Kelly Linguine

The hottest-coolest time in Texas.

I'd love to slurp up a plate of Kelly Linguine.

by Murf Ursh August 8, 2021

Its all Linguine in The Fettuccine

Its all cool, everything is as it should be. This is the phrase you use when you want to give off good vibes and let everybody know to take a chill pill every once in a while.

Guy #1: Hey man I heard you lost your job, you coolin?

Guy #2: Yeah I got fired but Its all Linguine in the Fettuccine cuz I got put on with another job payin double😎

by The Chillest Villain July 20, 2019

linguini

A guy that cant stop saying /sx after all his sentences like a complete degenerate

linguini needs to shut the fuck up /sx

by strawberryjuuuce April 19, 2021

Fuckface Linguini

The newest Trump Inc. White House staffer who comes straight from 45’s mafia supply chain and whose nickname hangs with him from his early days when he was working in the porn industry.

Yeah, Fuckface Linguini is a rare gem, one of my most loyal friends who has steadily been on my payroll since the early 1980s when things really got booming for me.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

Linguinist Church

A religious counterpart to the newly formed pastafareinites(pastafareinism is not to be confused with Pastafarianism, even though they both worship the flying spaghetti monster) While pastafareinites are known for their moral indifference, linguinists are pure evil. Linguinists enjoy punching babies, kicking puppies, and playing wii fit. Linguinist are completly antisocial and only come out at night to steal linguine from Jewel Osco. They later use this for sacrificial rituals to the Great Linguine God. Linguinists also bathe in alfredo sauce.

Jack: Oh my god, who the hell is that freak????
Jill: Oh no. . . he's with the Linguinist Church!!! Quick hide the alfredo!

by Gherolinkinpark May 3, 2009