by San FranChesco April 09, 2009

A creature that has an extremely attractive younger sister. This creatures main defensive/offensive maneuver is the quick, but deadly 'shin kick'. It is known to dispense bricks on command. Be sure not to play the doctor who theme around this creature, or it will become enraged. 'Shin kicking' will ensue. It is commonly found in the Sonoran desert.
Wow! You dispense bricks. You're a regular Lava Leyva!
Don't kick my shins! Are you some sorta Lava Leyva!
Guy 1: *Doctor Who Theme*
Guy 2: Stop or I'll ring your neck!
Guy 1: okay…Lava Leyva
Don't kick my shins! Are you some sorta Lava Leyva!
Guy 1: *Doctor Who Theme*
Guy 2: Stop or I'll ring your neck!
Guy 1: okay…Lava Leyva
by Zsaszrael October 15, 2016

When a male of Hispanic ethnicity releases his fecal matter into the face of a half Asian high school sophomore after consuming large amounts of popcorn the night previous.
by Invisagoth July 11, 2006

by Ceddy Bu da rap sumo November 30, 2011

daniel leyva ah norff steppa, he reppin gateway crip and bonair driv alldat. daniel used to work for fat niggas inc and is now the biggest (physically and metaphorically ) norff steppa in the valley da 760 👌🏿 🌴 he is also tied with the OG Cmac 55 which in fact put him on
by foosfromelvalle November 20, 2021

Marilyn leyva is very happy. She is a brilliant person with a amazing personality, also a gorgeous woman. She is short but very good looking, she has amazing curves around the hips and also has a naughty freaky side. who is also destined to be with a Pedro. Yes ! A Pedro these two are meant to be w eachother. They click instantaneously.
by Juanito.100818 January 31, 2019

by trap4life December 03, 2021
