Friendship Lagoon

A lingering, often irreversible situation in a budding relationship in which an eligible partner's attempts at seeking a mate are rebuffed or denied because of his or her failure to make it past friendship.

Dick - "Hey so whats up with you and Kate, are you screwing or what?"

Sam - "I was too slow to ask her out, and now we are stuck in friendship lagoon."

by bitchmasterfunk October 19, 2011

Lapookie Allawishes

A ghetto black man from the had that benzo made up

Man that guy is in the ghetto he looks like a Lapookie Allawishes

by christianh.14 April 27, 2021

white lagoon

When a guy blows his load on a girl and fills up her belly button up with cum.

Shit Yeah, I came all fucking over her.. I even gave her a white lagoon.

by TZ January 6, 2005

lazlow

The Funniest man on the Radio in GTA 3. Makes fun of the retarded callers the call his show in the dysfunctional liberty city. If you listen to the radio in this game, this is the channel you should be listening to(chatterbox), not the other gay ass music on the other stations.

I refused to drive in the tank because it didnt have the radio so i could listen to Lazlow make fun of people.

by asskake June 23, 2006

Lagoo Bagoo

An offensive word used to describe a person who is or behaves idiotic. The word is indigenous to Guyana but has become popular in some countries in the Caribbean, primarily the island of Trinidad.

You see all (dem) are propa (proper) Lagoo Bagoos.

by Team4Kira August 5, 2011

Lazrofl

Looking At Zombie(s) Rolling On Floor Laughing - When ROFL isn't enough.
You can expand the expression by adding LOL afterwards to make it more common, or THO (Their Heads Off (if it's multiple zombies), with the supplement AIPMPWWI (And I Peed My Pants When Watching It) if you really are going nuts.

Lazrofl that picture!!!!11!!

by Orv April 24, 2009

soap lagoon

another word for a brothel, first used in the song “SOAP LAGOON” by MASA WORKS DESIGN, “soap” likely is meant to be a euphemism for semen

I might head to the soap lagoon once my shifts over, I need to blow off some steam

by massivebitch March 12, 2022