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Get the L.S.T.E.R mug.An R.S.L. Dribbler (Dribbler for short) is an elderly gentlemen of western descent, currently engaged in a romantic relationship with a younger Asian woman.
The Dribbler is usually characterised by some sort of physical deformity such as a glass eye, prosthetic limb, etc.
They will always aim to convince you their "relationship" is based on "true love" - do not be fooled it is a purely commercial arrangement.
The natural habitat of a dribbler is at the bar of an RSL (Return Soldier League) club in Australia, or equivalent in other nations. They enjoy meat tray raffles, Keno, sinking a schooner of New and Asian women at least half their age .
They can be identified by their continuous dribbling (i.e. excessive salivating) brought on by;
- The thought of their young Asian companion;
- The stroke they suffered in 1996; OR
- A combination of the above.
Another means of identifying a Dribbler is by the manner by which they maintain physical contact with their Asian "friend" - generally such contact can be described as desperately clasping at their "friends" arm. This is often misinterpreted as the dribbler requiring support to remain upright given prior stroke.
The Dribbler is usually characterised by some sort of physical deformity such as a glass eye, prosthetic limb, etc.
They will always aim to convince you their "relationship" is based on "true love" - do not be fooled it is a purely commercial arrangement.
The natural habitat of a dribbler is at the bar of an RSL (Return Soldier League) club in Australia, or equivalent in other nations. They enjoy meat tray raffles, Keno, sinking a schooner of New and Asian women at least half their age .
They can be identified by their continuous dribbling (i.e. excessive salivating) brought on by;
- The thought of their young Asian companion;
- The stroke they suffered in 1996; OR
- A combination of the above.
Another means of identifying a Dribbler is by the manner by which they maintain physical contact with their Asian "friend" - generally such contact can be described as desperately clasping at their "friends" arm. This is often misinterpreted as the dribbler requiring support to remain upright given prior stroke.
Aussie 1: Christ almighty mate... check out that Asian bird with the R.S.L. Dribbler over there
Aussie 2: He's straight outta punchbowl RSL Mate
Aussie 1: Bloody Dribbler looks like he's lost sensation to the lower part of his body... even she couldn't get him going
Aussie 2: Real shame... he's not reverse cowgirling her the way she needs to be...
Aussie 2: He's straight outta punchbowl RSL Mate
Aussie 1: Bloody Dribbler looks like he's lost sensation to the lower part of his body... even she couldn't get him going
Aussie 2: Real shame... he's not reverse cowgirling her the way she needs to be...
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A syndrome characterized by having an abnormally long or large penis shaft.
R. Really
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A syndrome characterized by having an abnormally long or large penis shaft.
Girl: Why can't you sleep?
Guy: I got the R.L.S. I keep gettin tangled up.
Girl: Youre gettin tangled in your legs from Restless Leg Syndrome?
Guy: Nope.
Girl: ;D
Guy: I got the R.L.S. I keep gettin tangled up.
Girl: Youre gettin tangled in your legs from Restless Leg Syndrome?
Guy: Nope.
Girl: ;D
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Drama that is so intense and obsurd it seems to be fictional, but is actually Real Life Shit that happens on a daily basis. Almost like living a Tyler Perry Movie, or something else that may seem like it could only happen in movies or on television. (Soap Opera type shit)
Drama that is so intense and obsurd it seems to be fictional, but is actually Real Life Shit that happens on a daily basis. Almost like living a Tyler Perry Movie, or something else that may seem like it could only happen in movies or on television. (Soap Opera type shit)
Jena' - Did you hear about Tony getting caught sleeping with his fiance's sister AND they momma??
Tonya - Ooooh. His fiance is crazy as hell. I think she's gonna lorena bobbitt his ass. She probably gonna try and do something to them too.
Jena'- Shittin Me!!! She might just merc his dumb ass. Either way..... there's some R.L.S. (Real Life Shit) about to go down on that block.
Tonya - Ooooh. His fiance is crazy as hell. I think she's gonna lorena bobbitt his ass. She probably gonna try and do something to them too.
Jena'- Shittin Me!!! She might just merc his dumb ass. Either way..... there's some R.L.S. (Real Life Shit) about to go down on that block.
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